The Laws of the Universe

[pollyhyper]

1.  Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose  will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.   Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law  of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional  to the stupidity of your act.

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Comments

[iowalaw]

I must add to #2 that first it will hit your TOE then roll to the most inaccessible place ever.

[tea_c]

I can add that you will always feel a need to scratch/touch your face right after petting a cat. Which will only make it itch more, of course.

And the people with aisle seats will always board the airplane first. Seriously, WHY?

[pollyhyper]

That blows, but figures! What's wrong with it? When it doesn't work, does it turn on at all? I have a little experience with wonky dishwashers.

btw, let me share my grand plan with you - everyone thinks I'm nuts, but whenever we re-do the kitchen, I'm putting in TWO dishwashers, so one will always be clean, one will always be dirty, and I'll never have to empty the dishwasher - I'll just use the clean one for storage.