I'm getting my hair cut and dyed dark brown today. Not a nasty mottled brown, but a really pretty shade. I had this customer that came in the other day and she had skin as pale as mine but she had the prettiest dark brown hair and somehow she just made it WORK. I'm assuming I won't be able to do so (as I suck ass with hair) but whatever, bitches ( Read more... )

I'm going to be a bridesmaid in my friend Amber's wedding next month and we are in need of bridesmaid dresses for me and one other girl. We are trying to find the perfect ones, but no such luck thus far. The dresses are supposed to be bright and cheery (she's going to be having pink hair, etc, and we want stuff to be bright ( Read more... )

One only needs to read about her political positions to realize that Sarah Palin is batshit insane ( Read more... )

Ah, it's that time of year again. Fall semester. And, like always, this campus is littered with 16 and 17 year olds ( Read more... )

Dear Polk County White Trash,

STOP HAVING BABIES

kthx

Seriously, I do not get it when people this far inland in Florida freak out about category 1 hurricanes.

It just sucks because tomorrow is supposed to be day 1 of fall term and the college will probably be closed. I have a once-a-week class on Tuesdays. That's one week of lit class gone.

Bah.

After five months of technically living in that apartment alone, Chad is finally moving in. Thank god. That place is okay, and I like my privacy, but sometimes I would get so damn lonely there ( Read more... )

Before today, I just had a small twin bed at my house. Today my brother just helped me move the extra bed over here so that it would be easier on Chad and I whenever Chad stays here.

But no matter how hard you try to push those two beds together, someones' butt is gonna get stuck in between them in the middle of the night.

I've thought about posting a real entry lately, but so much has happened over the past two months that it'd be hard to know where to start.

*lurks in the shadows*