Jeb Can Fix It!

[ponitacupcake]

Comments

[anfalicious]

I'd need to know more about his childhood. Does he have form fixing things his brother broke? If so, he might be the man for the job. Although, Obama's already fixed the economy, so he'd have to just give the middle eastern cluster fuck a going over.

[ponitacupcake]

idk, Jeb's supposed to be the "smart one" but now I am picturing little GWB going around breaking shit his whole childhood. Which is probably accurate.

[hardblue]

I'm thinking that smartness never landed big on any of the Bushes.

[fieryphoenix]

In an alternate world where Jeb became a veterinarian, this would have been an excellent tagline for a clinic, not just for being a catchy pun but for reducing unwanted stray animals.

Alas, we got this reality instead, so it shall be a reality in which I too will vote horse.

[ponitacupcake]

ahahahaha!