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Lampoons eligibility, Teleprompters, middle name, busted lip, Jeremiah Wright

Lawsuits have claimed Barack Obama fails the Constitution's eligibility test for presidents because his father was a Kenyan, because he was born overseas and because his original long-form birth certificate has been withheld. Mad magazine, now, has released its solution ( Read more... )

Obama seems to be learning all about the tar-babyMany consider the idea of the tar-baby to have negative connotations for black Americans, but in fact it originated millennia ago as a device used by exasperated mothers and nurses to keep small children who were a bit too energetic and fractious busy with something harmless while Mama got some work ( Read more... )