This is one of the things that make me very, very glad I don't drink.http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/25/minn-man-arrested-deep-frying-wings-drunk/Read more... )

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Local News | Bar patrons lucky they didn't blow themselves up when fireball erupted | Seattle Times Newspaper

Thus once again proving that alcohol and fire don't -- oh, wait . . .

http://www.page2live.com/2011/01/26/strippers-act-lands-channel-12-honcho-in-slammer/

One of the top managers at the troubled WPEC-Channel 12 was arrested Sunday night for allegedly acting like a drunk stripper in a Delray Beach ( Read more... )

Many people believe in the chemtrail conspiracy theory, the belief that some contrails left by aircraft are actually chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public in clandestine programs directed by government officials. This is ridiculous for a number of reasons, but the ( Read more... )

Eight-year-old Jets fan allegedly tackled while leaving Browns game | ProFootballTalkFor those of you clicking on this story on the natural assumption that the headline was a mistake and should have read in the reverse, I am sorry to disappoint you, but you do not need to have your eyes checked. According to reports from the ABC television ( Read more... )

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http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/10/28/beer-distributors-witchs-brew-wiccans-calling-boycott/

Just in time for Halloween, there's trouble brewing for a California beer distributor that has gotten into hot water with ( Read more... )