Nation & World | Bear keeper in Ohio attack dies in bizarre fashion | Seattle Times Newspaper

Jul 13, 2011 21:44

You have to wonder, when he was brought before his Eternal Judge, just how long it took after he told his Eternal Judge how he'd died for his Eternal Judge to stop cracking up . . . (Look: the good Lord had better have a sense of humor -- otherwise, just how long could he last before he exploded as a result of trying not to laugh at our stupider ( Read more... )

zoos, ohio, sex, death, stupid human tricks, uhhh . . .

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hannahsarah July 14 2011, 07:43:36 UTC
Wow, that article gets more WTF by the minute.

I kinda feel sorry for whoever Mazzola was with when the "accident" happened. Talk about your "Oh sh*t!" moment! :-O

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polaris93 July 14 2011, 07:46:35 UTC
Yes, that one is certainly right at the top of the "Weirdest stories of the year" list. One wonders what happens when he faced his Judge after dying -- and if that Judge has stopped laughing yet. ;-)

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