The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the History of Nature | Cracked.com

[polaris93]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19207_the-7-most-terrifyingly-huge-things-in-history-nature.html

Nature's ultimate cure for human megalomania, these monsters are straight out of our most terrible nightmares -- and they're

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[hannahsarah]

Whoa, I had NO idea that ligers got that big!

[polaris93]

Nor did I. But they'd sure make great watch-beasts -- instead of merely scaring off would-be break-in artists, they could chase them down or climb whatever trees or fences said crooks took refuge in and snack on them, thereby eliminating the need to go out and buy more Liger Treats.™

[hannahsarah]

Good lord, can you imagine how much meat those monsters need to eat? I'd hate to have THAT grocery budget!

I've been to the dinosaur exhibit at the Museum of Natural History in NYC, but somehow seeing a real live liger that size is harder for me to wrap my head around than seeing a bunch of bones on display.

[polaris93]

Good lord, can you imagine how much meat those monsters need to eat? I'd hate to have THAT grocery budget!

Oh, when they get hungry, you just take them down to city hall, the county commissioner's office, the state legislature, or Congress and turn them loose. Keeps the parasites there down, and your liger gets to eat his fill every time. XD

I've been to the dinosaur exhibit at the Museum of Natural History in NYC, but somehow seeing a real live liger that size is harder for me to wrap my head around than seeing a bunch of bones on display.

I wonder what the thing would like for cat-toys . . .