subconscious doing weird freaky things...

[pol_o]

I had really interesting, but kind of sinister dream last night. I won't explain the whole thing, maily because I wrote it down when I woke up and it went for about three pages. But pretty much I was stolen as a child by a man claiming to be my father, he thought I didn't know because I was just little, but really for some reason I had my current

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[mlle_petal]

oh sorry munchkin, but you actually ARE adopted. we were going to tell you, but then it just totally slipped our minds! your real father is actually an itinerant, one legged, bipolar accordian player from azerbijan. which explains your musical talent, your past love for sleeping in a different place every night and your occasional moodiness....

he gave you up because the sight of your two, long legs made him weep in crippled jealousy. so there you go!

[pol_o]

wow

shit

[pol_o]

poodle why did you not tell me?
and it's spelt azerbaijan, not azerbijan (maybe this whole thing explains my inexplicable knowledge of the azerbaijan language and it's spelling, maybe it's the ghost of a memory of my past in azerbaijan.)
maybe.
and i really do love the accordian...