Things in LJ!Rp have quiet lately and I don't know how many people around here are left, but... maybe we can try spicying things up with a cracky meme?
[Here, have a dubious look. You actually aren't that bad! Especially compared to that guy from before. But ah, that backpack doesn't go with the rest of your theme. If you settle for red+white+black, then keep with it!
... Now to decide if she should make you drink somehow or not.]
[SORRY RED SHE'S GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU JUST LOST THAT CHALLENGE. By accepting it. Or something. Either way, you're the one who had to drink right now. That'll teach you to take on adults!
...Not looking to get trolled back, I swear. No. Seriously.]
[POUT POUT. Even if making people drink is the point of the game, you could still use your head a little and make it interesting for everyone! And you ruin it instead. Where are your manners.]
[... And then she notices what you are wearing. Brb, snickering arrogantly.]
Ah well, I was wrong to expect someone like you to appreciate the beauty of team Plasma's style. You have a lot to learn, boy.
[What do you mean she's only four years older than you at best. She's totally the adult here, and you're the little boy with no sense of ~fashion~. Yep.]
But anyway, let's get straight to the point! This game looks fun, and like hell she's not participating in it.]
I have never worn something not stylish!
[Spoilers: it actually is true. Also you have to agree that Plasma uniforms are darn nice.]
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[Here, have a dubious look. You actually aren't that bad! Especially compared to that guy from before. But ah, that backpack doesn't go with the rest of your theme. If you settle for red+white+black, then keep with it!
... Now to decide if she should make you drink somehow or not.]
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Well, your shirt and cap aren't bad! But I wouldn't call them stylish.
[Obviously the answer is to pretend she is an expert on fashion and get everyone drunk.]
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Red sighs and takes his drink LIKE A BOSS. And pulls a face. Yuck, alcohol sucks.]
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[SORRY RED SHE'S GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU JUST LOST THAT CHALLENGE. By accepting it. Or something. Either way, you're the one who had to drink right now. That'll teach you to take on adults!
...Not looking to get trolled back, I swear. No. Seriously.]
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...I've never used an uniform.
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[Sipping her drink though. Except she definitely looks like she is winning there.]
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[POUT POUT. Even if making people drink is the point of the game, you could still use your head a little and make it interesting for everyone! And you ruin it instead. Where are your manners.]
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[All this swag. He just can't contain it.]
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Wha-!
[HOW DARE YOU INSULT TEAM PLASMA UNIFORMS BOY
YOUNG MEN THESE DAYS HAVE NO SHAME]
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[... And then she notices what you are wearing. Brb, snickering arrogantly.]
Ah well, I was wrong to expect someone like you to appreciate the beauty of team Plasma's style. You have a lot to learn, boy.
[What do you mean she's only four years older than you at best. She's totally the adult here, and you're the little boy with no sense of ~fashion~. Yep.]
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Really? You look like you lost your renaissance fair. Don't worry, I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
['Little boy' is nineteen, thank you very much.]
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Though if this really is the 'height of fashion' in your world, she can only pity you.]
I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a witty remark? It's about as horrible as your fashion sense. If not worse.
[... Make it two years then
still the adult here
little boy]
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