So I heard u like... drinkin?

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Things in LJ!Rp have quiet lately and I don't know how many people around here are left, but... maybe we can try spicying things up with a cracky meme?

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[Look, look! Red can be a troll too!]

...I've never had a monotype team.

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[Red isn't a fan either, but rules are rules. Here, he pushes a glass in your direction.]

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[ ... Will this look full of unwillingness and wistfulness convince you not to give him that drink? No? Fine, let's do it.

Taking that glass and GULPING IT DOWN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

... And wincing horribly afterwards. How can anyone in their right mind drink this out of their own will?]

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...nasty? [He feels your pain, bro. Red isn't a drinker either.]

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... Very.

[ He winces some more and coughs a couple of times. His poor throat. ]

I can't believe someone actually finds this tasty.

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...makes head dizzy. [And Red likes hearing his own thoughts, thank you very much.]

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((BUT RED I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR THOUGHTS ARE ALSO "..." uh I mean))

... And that is supposed to feel good?

[ FROWNING. People are so weird sometimes. Now to hope he won't get tipsy, though he supposes it would be better than feeling sick from the alcohol. Which is what is happening to him right now. ]

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((THOSE ARE VERY DEEP "..." AND HE WANTS TO HEAR THEM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH))

[Have a shrug as answer to your frown. Don't look at Red, man, he doesn't get it either.]

...your turn.

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((BUT RED YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR ELLIPSES. BECAUSE THEY'RE ELLIPSES.))

[ Stupid people with their stupid alcohol drinks they're so stu- wait what ]

... It is? Well, fine.

[ Brb, putting on his thinking face and biting his lip a little. His thoughts are getting a little bit jumbled, and he has troubles coming up with something you might have done. ]

I've never... gotten drunk before?

[ Looking at you perplexedly. It's... pretty obvious you haven't, either, isn't it. ]

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((EXCUSE ME THEY'RE THEIR VERY OWN LANGUAGE JUST ASK GREEN he said he was going to write a dictionary or something... or was it sarcasm?))

[Red gives Morty his typical stare, although this time is mixed with a bit of a "are you an idiot?" look. Nope, no drinking here.]

...I've never been on Johto.

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((... Red it's. It's okay already. It's okay. Ellipses are language.))

[ Hey, it's not his fault he can't think as straight now, blame the alcohol. And here, have some more frowning at that. Isn't that cheating? But fine, taking another drink.

... Whew, this one isn't as strong as the last one. Still nasty though. But hey, at least he can take a little revenge on you now! Snickering a bit. ]

I've never been to Kanto.

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((THEY ARE, THEY ARE!!! Sob nobody understands him))

[He should've seen that one coming, shouldn't he? It's his first time at social games like this one, so he doesn't have experience.

Without hesitation he takes the shot, then shakes his head quickly. Yuck, nasty.

Ok, strategy time. He has to think this better - as long as the alcohol lets him.] ...I've never... backed up from a challenge.

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((That's because you don't actually talk, Red 8V Are you secretly an alien?))

[ If you think he has any experience at this kind of thing, then you're seriously mistaken. Actually, it's a wonder how he manages to talk to people without turning the conversation into a huge ball of awkward and horrible social skills.

Also frowning at your statement. It's a bit tricky as it is, and alcohol really doesn't help with the thinking. ]

What if I... never received one?..

[ Oh right you're a... Well, he has no idea what you are but you're that cool guy who knows legendaries and is all about pokemon, so let's just assume you're talking about battle challenges. ]

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((That is crazy! That is a lie! That...! ...would actually explain a lot.))

[Horrible social skills? Bitch, please, you're talking to the trainer who spent three years without human contact.

He's talking about any kind of challenge, BECAUSE HE HATES LOSING. Your answer: a shrug. That means "you didn't do it, you don't drink, your turn".]

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((... THAT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING especially magical bikes. What planet are you from, Red?))

[ Maybe these two could bond over their lack of social skills. If they had enough social skill to actually do that. You know what I mean.

HEY IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF CHALLENGE. But yeah, he... probably never actually received one. Except maybe as a baby, when he was crawling around and that huge box thing was in the way and wouldn't move at all and he had to try to climb it. Or something.

Well I mean. ]

I've never...

[ SIGHING and running a hand down his face, why is this game so hard. But well, if you're talking about challenges and stuff like that... ]

I've never lost a battle?

[ Because he's never had one, trololo. ]

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((EXCUSE ME, BUT FOLDABLE BIKES EXIST, BESIDES ALL PROTAGS HAVE THEM
Also 1/?? IDEK this may take a wile sorry))

[Ha! That's the "I've never" Red was going to start the game with, but he didn't because-]