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[pokemon_sues]

I had two options for what to spork, but I didn't feel like reading something practically undecipherable, so I chose THIS one. "scarlet beginnings" will be next, but I am dreading it.

Title: One of a kind
Culprit Author's Name: babaga he who laughs at anime
Canon: Anime...?

Name: Shelly
Species(es): Human/Pokemon (Vulpix→Ninetales)
Hair Color:

Comments

[karma_kalisutah]

There's actually canon precedent for Misty admiring other girls' boobs.

That's all I can say right now. I don't even want to THINK about the rape.

[pokemon_sues]

Oh that's right. Prima (aka Lorelei but obviously 4Kids didn't do their research there)? Or was it something else that I just never saw? XD

[karma_kalisutah]

Yep, that's the one I meant. And I think that was dubbing issues; Lorelai was just TOO different from the Japanese name. Shame, I've always loved that name.

Back to the fic...

GOD, couldn't they have just beaten her out? Shot her out? SOMETHING? I write dark!Team Rocket, and even my version would never do something this sick.

[blackjackrocket]

Mine either.

Got a link to your fics? I love dark TR.

[m_a_foxfire]

...Who just randomly chucks away Fire Stones?

[venusrain]

Why, Sues of course!

Because we all know they were born without brains in those empty skulls.

[m_a_foxfire]

Ah, it all makes sense now.

"Tee-hee, this silly old thing clashes with my verdant neon purple orbs!" *fling*

[venusrain]

Reading that last part made my eyes bleed. I'm allergic to multiple adjectives strung together. D:

But, YES! It's the truth! :3

[banzaisebastian]

The only times I want to see Misty-on-girl action are either when she's "admiring" Prima or when she and May are involved in a nice crackfic to spite the May bashing PokeSh--

I shouldn't be getting plot bunnies from reading these things.

Also, I'm slightly surprised that Shelly didn't come out royally effed up, considering she's the hybrid of two species who shouldn't even be able to interbreed. I say "slightly" because I acknowledge that Mary Sues don't obey any laws of science, including biology, and I say it at all because I'm amused by the thought of a mentally challenged/sterile/generally genetically messed up lovechild.

[pink_parka_girl]

If a woman got pregnant as a result of getting raped by an ANIMAL, why on earth would she "decide to keep it?" I think even the most pro-life of people couldn't be blamed for aborting in that situation...

I actually saved a copy of this fic to my computer as my next MST project. It pissed me off that much.

I'm a huge fan of Pokémorphs, but it's stuff like this that makes a lot of people think ALL Pokémorph fics are cliched, Sue-filled crap >.> Magically growing boobs? A pokémon raping a human? And this sex between a quadroped, canid monotreme and a human can somehow result in viable offspring? And that girl's NOT seriously messed up for life? *headdesk*

[puddinchan]

THAT ZANGOOSE. HAS MY RP-CHARACTERS NAME. WTF. ...(I couldn't think of anything else. I can't now.)

But... really, a Ninetails raping a human? Eww. I suspect she has a couple of scars now... mentally. Also, why didn't Shelly take this too hard? If I found out my dad's really a bear, or something, I'd really freak out.

BRAINDED.