villains beware

[huntdown]

[Do you hear rustling in the bushes?

A splash of water?

Ghostly footsteps?

Of course not. You're just imagining things. You hear nothing.

Not even that quiet laughter. No, no, there is not a thing! Keep walking on.

There is so little suspicious about anything, in fact, that you entirely neglect to notice that rope snare in front of you. Or that

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[superiorglare]

[Excuse us while we masterfully step over all of these. We're just going on a slitherstroll through the woods~]

[huntdown]

WAH-HAH!!

[shit son you in trouble]

So! You think you're clever, you fiend? I will admit that you have shown skill - yes, skill! In evading my clutches so far! But no more!

[And then, a lavender flash! Behold, before you, the mighty hunter!]

For today, you come to cross claws with the greatest bounty hunter the world has ever known!

[superiorglare]

Hm? What a loud gust of wind that was. I don't remember the forecasts calling for all this hot air either.

[Is...is he mocking you...without even glancing down at you...]

[huntdown]

Ohohohoho! Bold, you are! But if you have come prepared to fight a Flying-type, I will have to disappoint you!

[dem sleeves are getting whipped around

this is a badass display]

Hear my name, and shudder! I am the one who spells doom to all wrongdoers - Kojo the Swift!

[illusion_ruler]

[Good thing Zoroark is pretty swift on her own feet, she stops before hitting any of the traps. But... that's not what you see. You, however, see every trap go off, the culprit trapped in the pitfall]

[huntdown]

WAH-HAH!

[A lavender streak leaps down from the trees, stopping to pose dramatically as it addresses the...not-thing in the pit.]

Tremble, o evildoer! For you have fallen into the clutches of none other than the world's most renown bounty hunter! You who expect mercy here - abandon all hope!!

[illusion_ruler]

[You get a smile and a chuckle, not only is she amused by the corny lines, but she IS a Zoroark afterall, and tricks are delightful.]

[huntdown]

Laugh all you like, foul bandit! It will be I, Kojo the Swift, who is laughing when the day is done! WAH-HAH!!

[He...dives into the pit with a Force Palm...

...and hits the bottom

and any of the cover that hadn't already fallen in just tumbles down over him]

[huntdown]

WAH-HAH!

[he will keep on doing this all day.

/sudden appearance and dramatic pose]

And there you thought you could evade capture forever, hmmm? Not so! Your villainy comes to an end today, o ruthless bandit!!

[huntdown]

An egg? So I see! Your vile crimes know no bounds, do they?!

[/POINT]

But no more! For you have been apprehended by the hunter whose name makes all evil-doers tremble! Kojo the Swift!

[failsatgood]

[Wally is just staring at the traps.]

...

...It's too early in the morning for this crap.

[huntdown]

[The traps remain there.

Waiting.

Taunting you with their silent presence.]

[failsatgood]

[Turning around now. SO not falling for this.]

Could you be more obvious?

[huntdown]

Ohohohoho...a clever one, you are...!

[but

he doesn't show himself yet]

wat am i doing

[sampitruth]

Oh? What is this?

[huntdown]

Traps, my good fellow!

[Being a Mienshao, you are spared the onslaught of hamminess.

He still appears out of nowhere, though.]

For a particularly loathsome crook whose trail I am well upon! You wouldn't have happened to notice any such individuals?

[sampitruth]

[ Oh? One of her own. ]

No, I have not.

They aren't particually out in the open.