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[fixyostrays]

[Hey, it's Ariana again! It seems even the cold weather won't stop her from being outside on the beach. She's found a beach chair, and has bundled herself up in a blanket with a magazine she's reading. ...Or seems to be reading. The cover SEEMS to be of vogue or something equally average. ...If you peek over her shoulder, you'll see an article

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[failsathealthy]

[ Wally was just walking by when he saw a GLOOM ATTACKING A LADY OH NOES. ]

Miss are you okay?

[failsathealthy]

[ ...and then he remembers that book which he had read the other day on h- human re- repro- No. He won't think about it anymore. But that must mean-

Wally's looking down all flustered now ]

U- um.

[fixyostrays]

Spit it out, already.

[failsathealthy]

[ No really, it's okay. But she's a scary woman and he doesn't want to not obey her and- ]

Your pokemon are cute.

[ And Wally gives himself a mental pat on the back for the "great save". ]

[fixyostrays]

That so?

[failsathealthy]

Yeah. [ Keeping those thoughts away. ]

What's their names?

[fixyostrays]

I don't name my pokemon.

[failsathealthy]

So you call them Thing 1 and Thing 2?

[fixyostrays]

They're just Ekans and Gloom.

[failsathealthy]

Eh- [ What does Ekans and Gloom have to do with anythin--

--oh. That must be their species names. ]

Oh. I do too!

[fixyostrays]

They're not pets, so they don't get names.

[failsathealthy]

Oh. [ Wally just didn't give them names because he couldn't think of any. ]

Do you have a pet then?

[fixyostrays]

Can't afford it.

[failsathealthy]

[ that's pretty sad actually :C. Here, take Wally's sympathy. ]

What about on this island?

[fixyostrays]

Don't need pets.

[failsathealthy]

Everyone likes pets.