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[failsathealthy]

[ Having spent the last week getting used to living on the island, Wally now sits on a picnic cloth with a doodle of Ruby on it and a sign with "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?" on the edge of the picnic cloth. He's prepared to wait all day, with a basket full of food and his pokemon out to keep him company. ]

[ He's just staring into space at the moment

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[hark_a_suicune]

[YOU CLEARLY HAVE AMAZING DRAWING SKILLS, YOUNG MAN. The beauty of the curves! The vibrant colours!
... what do you mean "go away Eusine you know nothing about art".]

I'm afraid I haven't seen that person, but I'll be sure to keep an eye out for him!

[He knows what looking for people pokémon people things is like, man. Must help fellow searcher!]

[failsathealthy]

Thank you!
[ Yes, we have a magical-man to help us! ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Don't mention it! I'm sure we will find your friend in no time!

[Well, or one of his doubles but it's better than nothing, right?]

Why are you looking for him, if I may ask?

[failsathealthy]

Yes, we can use magic, right? [ *A* MAGICAL MAN YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE TO HELP ]

Because I need to give him something back.

[hark_a_suicune]

I shall do my best-

[wait what magic what
Oh kid, how is he supposed to explain he is not that kind of magician ):
AH WELL, YOU BELIEVE IN HIM, HE CAN'T LET YOU DOWN! ... now if only Morty were here, he's the one with eyes for a thousand miles OTL]

Anyway! It's a commendable goal. Surely it must be something important, for you to seek him so desperately!

[... he doesn't always give the stuff he borrows back but that is clearly irrelevant.]

[failsathealthy]

Thank you, Mr. Magical Man!

Yeah, I've been meaning to for, um, six years. Maybe seven.

[ It's okay, Wally has been pretty bad at giving stuff back, clearly. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Seven years?!

[WHY HAVEN'T YOU GIVEN UP]

[failsathealthy]

I think so!

[ WHAT IS GIVING UP. WE DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS WORD. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

That's a preposterous amount of time! Surely your friend would have come back by now!

[We won't even consider the something-bad-happened-to-him route
Or maybe only in a deep, forgotten corner of our mind
... ):]

[failsathealthy]

He was a pretty busy guy. I didn't know him that long, though.

[ Well, Wally's not going to mention it either so it'll just lie forgotten in that corner there. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[... So you've been holding onto something for someone you don't even know that well for seven years? You must be crazy dedicated. But it's alright, it's not like he doesn't understand crazy dedication!]

It still seems rather strange to me... Though I suppose there is a chance he was on the Island all this time!

[NEED TO INVESTIGATE HOW THE ISLAND WORKS
And yay, their depressing ideas can be buddies in that corner!]

[failsathealthy]

[ Yes Eusine, you can't really talk about crazy dedication XD. ]

Yep! That's why I'm looking now!

[ THIS ISLAND IS SO COMPLICATED IT MAKES BRAINS HURT THOUGH :C
That corner can be "Depressing Ideas Corner"! ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[But Wally, running after legendaries sounds so much more glorious than keeping someone's stuff for years! CAN'T YOU FEEL HOW ROMANTIC THIS IS??? Well, the "adventurous" meaning of romantic, at least. ... No really he doesn't want to date Suicune stop looking at him like that ):]

I must admit I'm not quite sure how this island works. Perhaps it even pulled you here so you could finally fulfil your goal!

[PRETTY MUCH. BUT IT'S ALSO QUITE FASCINATING, BRB READING A BILLION BOOKS ABOUT MYSTERIOUS PLACES, JUST IN CASE.
Sounds like a great name! \o/]

[failsathealthy]

[ We're not so sure, we've heard stories about pokemon-human people. EUSINE ARE YOU SANE? --Wait, don't answer that. ]

Ah, that would be really good!

[ WALLY WOULD JOIN YOU But he really doesn't have the patience for being in a place for longer than he needs to be. ]