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[droppedballs]

[Hey. Hey you. You have a phone of some kind on you, right?

If so, it's definitely ringing. And ringing. And ringing. And ringing some more, until you decide to pick it up. And, when you do... well. You hear a rather excited voice.]

You know, every time I recall your escapades, it just moves my soul! You are just so amazing!! [ Click! ]

[Hibiki/Gold/

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[hark_a_suicune]

[And his Pokégear rings with this swanky tune~
He would have told you something like "why yes I am indeed amazing" because damn right it totally wasn't a wrong number HE HAS A FANBASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
But then you hung up.
What.]

[droppedballs]

[Well it's because you're not Hibiki/Gold/Ethan/Lyra/Soul/Kotone/Crystal/anyone else, Eusine. So sorry.

... except not.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[But Irwin, CAPED STALKERS WITH BOWTIES AND BALL POKÉMON SHOULD ALWAYS UNITE.
Also, Eusine is looking around. Surely you can't be far, mysterious not!fanboy. BV]

[droppedballs]

[no you cannot see me Eusine

for I am behind a bush]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Irwin this is Eusine the Stalker Extraordinaire we're talking about
He totally knows bushes are the bestest place to hide
After holes. Nothing can beat a good hole.
BUT THERE ARE NO HOLES IN SIGHT. HEADING OVER TO THE BUSHES THEN.]

[droppedballs]

[... note to self: invest in shovel

REMAINING SO STILL... until there's a Voltorb pretty much thrown at your face, Eusine.]

1/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[This sounds like a sensible idea! ... Or well, as sensible as a stalker idea can get.

AND SO VOLTORB AND EUSINE'S FACE BECAME BFFS.

Owww. There are little stars dancing in front of his eyes now, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS]

2/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[AND GUESS WHO CAN'T KEEP HIS BALLS IN HIS POCKETS
BECAUSE THERE IS NOW AN ELECTRODE LOOMING OVER YOUR BUSH, IRWIN
NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO THROW OTHER BALLS AT HIS TRAINER'S FACE]

1/2

[droppedballs]

[HEY MAN DON'T DROP YOUR BALLS

THAT'S MY JOB]

[droppedballs]

[... in other news HOLY SHIT ELECTRODE AAAAAAH PROTAG SAVE ME ;; SCRAMBLING OUT OF BUSH NOW]

1/2

[team_balls]

[WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, WEIRD STALKER MAN]

2/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[It probably says a lot about how often Eusine gets hit in the head that he's already feeling fine :|b
But seriously, what kind of fan throws stuff at their idol's face?!
...
Alright, he doesn't know what kind of fan you are, but he approves of those clothes. Awwww, you even have a cape and a bowtie, how endearing! you totally wear that because you want to be like him amirite]

So you're my mysterious follower!

[droppedballs]

"Your" mysterious follower? I think you must be mistaken.

[ Carefully rising to his feet. eletrodedon'tkillme-- ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Really? Aren't you the one who called me just now?

[IT'S OKAY TO BE A FANBOY, IRWIN! DON'T BE ASHAMED!
... Silly juggler, Electrode won't kill you. Roll on you and explode in your face maybe, but definitely not kill you! And even that it'll do only if you get really aggravating.
Or if it feels like it.
Mostly if it feels like it.]

[droppedballs]

Ahh, but it was an accident. Meant to call someone else.

[ ahh hell no you ugly eusine 8| ]

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[hark_a_suicune]

[OH "ACCIDENT" REALLY :V]

Why were you hiding in that bush if you weren't following me, then?

[He's not ugly you heartless balldropper )8 he'll have you know all the ladies swoon over him and his cape. all of them.]