~FLY AWAY NOW~

[sharpstockings]

~FLY AWAAAY~

[Do you hear ~the music playing~? By the time you get to the area of the CMA it's playing at, it will have already faded. In your sight, though, are two lovely things in flashy clothes. A blase and pretty looking brunette peeling off a stocking, and a green haired beaut holding up an odd looking gun with a simple expression.

Do you

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[nintentrainer]

[

I am twelve and what is this]

Huh...?

[nintentrainer]

It doesn't make sense if my Pokemon is unhappy with me if Return works really well, though!

Would you like to see it? I can show you right now.

[freedompanties]

Okay, show me!

[sharpstockings]

But you don't have any--

[nintentrainer]

Alright, Diddy! Use Return on... that rock over there!

[Diddy is sent out!

...and proceeds to completely obliterate that rock, uh]

[freedompanties]

Mind control.

[sharpstockings]

[nintentrainer]

...

[THIS IS ATTEMPTED]

[freedompanties]

OW.

See! Only a MEANIE like you, who kicks others, would be able to use mind control on helpless Pokemon to make them believe they like you!

[sharpstockings]

['Hopefully she kicks him again, he needs it...']

[nintentrainer]

I wouldn't have kicked you if you weren't a big jerk who thinks I'm the final boss or something! Actually, I bet you're the final boss! You sound like one of those villains who thinks they're looking out for everyone's interests but they're wrong about everything!

[freedompanties]

Except I'm right.

[sharpstockings]

['At least he's complaining at someone not me, now...']

[nintentrainer]

That's what they all say!

[freedompanties]

I'm willing to forgive you for your insolence if you just admit I'm right.

[sharpstockings]

['Oh here we go...']