Nov 30, 2010 13:34
[Hey everybody! Red here will be waltzing into your house/hut/masion/hidey hole unannounced (unless if it's locked or blocked off ). It's totally okay, right? Just don't mind how he immediately stops after a few steps and stare intently at a pokemon egg in his hands.
Feel free to scold him for intruding upon your privacy.]
user: monologing
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Face, meet door. Door, meet face. Oh nice, seems you guys are getting along already!
(Please don't mind the life-sized plushie of Suicune in the background, feeding his obsession is apparently the island's idea of a good welcome gift.)]
... Oww!
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...you alright?
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It's not the first time things gets acquainted with his head, anyway.]
Ah, yes, I appear to be fine.
[... oh hey wait a second.]
... Why were you trying to walk into my house anyway?
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...the door's unlocked. [It is a very logical answer, here.]
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[Just ask Morty. Oh Eusine, and you wonder why no one comes to you for advice.]
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But I've do it all the time.
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Though he did crash through someone's roof once. And got away with it. It's MAGIC!]
... And people are fine with that?
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[He's not getting the point.]
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Let's just... drop the subject before we enter a vicious bicycle. Yes, this sounds like a good idea.]
[Sigh] Different places, different rules I suppose. I'm not quite used to this island myself!
Oh, now that you're here we might as well introduce ourselves. I am Eusine, the one and only Mysticalman!
[DRAMATIC SWOOSH OF THE CAPE GOES HERE, ISN'T IT COOL.
And alright, maybe not "one and only" on Awesome Island. But still!]
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[He'll pause and stare at Eusine and his flashy introduction. INSERT (uncomfortably) LONG SILENCE HERE.]
...it's nice to meet you. I'm Red, from Pallet Town! I never met a Mysticalman before. What do you do?
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Oh, but what is this?
[Please excuse him while he retrieves a playing card out from under your hat. MAGIC!1!!]
6 of Hearts! I see...
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...how did you do that?
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That, young man, is a secret! True magicians never reveal their tricks!
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......
[Maybe his silence is a good thing.]
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