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[monologing]

[Hey everybody! Red here will be waltzing into your house/hut/masion/hidey hole unannounced (unless if it's locked or blocked off ). It's totally okay, right? Just don't mind how he immediately stops after a few steps and stare intently at a pokemon egg in his hands.

Feel free to scold him for intruding upon your privacy.]

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(might be a bit slow because of braindeadness but ffff Red you are such a derp ♥)

[hark_a_suicune]

[As it happens, Eusine was about to exit his house through that very same entrance.
Face, meet door. Door, meet face. Oh nice, seems you guys are getting along already!

(Please don't mind the life-sized plushie of Suicune in the background, feeding his obsession is apparently the island's idea of a good welcome gift.)]

... Oww!

it's cool bb! o/

[monologing]

[Congratulations! The sound of Eusine's face and door becoming good friends have caught Red's attention. Oh hey was he okay? Time to extend his kneel down and check.]

...you alright?

THEY JUST ~HAD~ TO MEET IN THE ACTUAL DRESSING ROOM AFTER ALL :D

[hark_a_suicune]

[Well, that was a bit of a shock but it seems he has nothing broken (is ego doesn't count).
It's not the first time things gets acquainted with his head, anyway.]

Ah, yes, I appear to be fine.

[... oh hey wait a second.]

... Why were you trying to walk into my house anyway?

AGREED :D

[monologing]

[Oh good, he's okay! Red nods, and was just about to invite himself into Eusine's home until said guy stops him. We do not understand your question.]

...the door's unlocked. [It is a very logical answer, here.]

1/2 GOTTA RIDE THAT BIKE uh I mean :D

[hark_a_suicune]

You can't just waltz into a stranger's house unannounced!

2/2

[hark_a_suicune]

... It's something you can only do with friends!

[Just ask Morty. Oh Eusine, and you wonder why no one comes to you for advice.]

FFFFF XD

[monologing]

[Only friends? That's too restricting! What if there's items to be had, in your place?]

But I've do it all the time.

Re: FFFFF XD

[hark_a_suicune]

[THIS IS A MIGHTY FINE POINT RED but sadly Eusine's world doesn't work this way ):
Though he did crash through someone's roof once. And got away with it. It's MAGIC!]

... And people are fine with that?

[monologing]

Why wouldn't they be?

[He's not getting the point.]

THREE HTML FAIL IN A ROW. GO ME! XD

[hark_a_suicune]

[... Your cluelessness is almost endearing, really.
Let's just... drop the subject before we enter a vicious bicycle. Yes, this sounds like a good idea.]

[Sigh] Different places, different rules I suppose. I'm not quite used to this island myself!

Oh, now that you're here we might as well introduce ourselves. I am Eusine, the one and only Mysticalman!

[DRAMATIC SWOOSH OF THE CAPE GOES HERE, ISN'T IT COOL.
And alright, maybe not "one and only" on Awesome Island. But still!]

FFFFFF SLEEP WELL YOU CRAZY EUSINE-MUN

[monologing]

Mm, I guess. [Nods in agreement.] I'm not used to it either but it's fun.

[He'll pause and stare at Eusine and his flashy introduction. INSERT (uncomfortably) LONG SILENCE HERE.]

...it's nice to meet you. I'm Red, from Pallet Town! I never met a Mysticalman before. What do you do?

IT'S OKAY I DO THIS ALL THE TIME ♥

[hark_a_suicune]

Ahah! I mystify people of course! I amaze, dazzle, bewilder them with my magic! I am a purveyor of dreams, wandering the world in search of my own!
...
Oh, but what is this?

[Please excuse him while he retrieves a playing card out from under your hat. MAGIC!1!!]

6 of Hearts! I see...

1/2

[monologing]

[What's what? Red will freeze in anticipation as Eusine manages to take something from underneath his h- IT'S A CARD HOW AWESOME IS THAT?]

[monologing]

[Whoa, he's a magician. He's met one of those (Jugglers and Mysticalmen were the same thing right? RIGHT?) but they only challenged him to pokemon battles. Never nifty cool tricks.]

...how did you do that?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Both like balls and both stalk eleven-year-olds, so yes, I guess they ARE the same thing!... kind of. Mysticalmen have a better sense of fashion.]

That, young man, is a secret! True magicians never reveal their tricks!

[monologing]

[They totally do.]

......

[Maybe his silence is a good thing.]