RIGHT TIME TO GET THIS UNSOCIABLE FUCK SOME CR

[mediatempest]

[[Archie hasn't really been doing too much, lately; there never really is anything to do on this island, and with a distinct lack of resources (including his team, Maxie's team, and the entirety of Hoenn's media) at his disposal, he's ended up somewhere on the edge of the CMA, leaning against a rock and reading what looks like a newspaper, his

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[nintentrainer]

[...this should probably be considered a rather bad idea for Lyra because she's still loopy from the concussion (but would you be able to tell the difference...?) and her arm is currently in a makeshift sling, but it's not like she thinks about these things. She's the hero! She'll beat the final boss! ...eventually!

...though, if Mario's anything to judge by, she'll take more damage without her hat. OH WELL, WHAT IS CAUTION, LET'S TALK TO THE AMBIGUOUSLY SANE LOOKING MAN WITH THE TENTACRUEL]

Hey, mister! What're you reading?

[mediatempest]

[[Archie tilts the paper down slightly so he can see just who is addressing him; once he's had a satisfactory look it goes right back up.]]

A newspaper.

[nintentrainer]

...huh! Didn't know we got those here. Anything interesting going on?

[WOULD THEY ANNOUNCE A NEW GAME VIA NEWSPAPER...???]

[mediatempest]

[[Right, that paper is being tilted down again. You're one pesky kid, aren't you?]]

Like what, exactly?

[twistsurwishes]

[Guess whos reading the comics over your shoulder?]

[mediatempest]

[[EVERYONE IS TRYING TO READ HIS COMICS

even though he's very aware you're there, you're not getting any attention until you become sufficiently annoying]]

[twistsurwishes]

[THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE PAPER.

Not going to be annoying yet, just reading those comics. Unless giggling at the funny lines is annoying.]

I tried to not be a horrible person, but I can't do it.

[prettyin_blue]

[ Apparently invading your personal space is a trend, Archie.

Well... this bitty will be following that trend. ]

Whatcha doin'?

apparently s!archie is a loli magnet....?

[mediatempest]

[[...alright, this is a bit of a mindfuck.

It's that infuriating kid, except....small.

..............right.]]

Reading.

apparently so

[prettyin_blue]

[ Yeah just. Deny it's the same person, because she really isn't the same person. Stupid traumatic events. ]

Readin' what?