because we all know i'm good with being yandere

[foeveil]

Hahahahaha... really? Really? This is the best he could come up with?

[In the CMA today you'll see...well a very fancily-clad guy standing smack dab in the middle of the shopping district. Despite having proofed in from nowhere he doesn't seem very shocked with whats happened to him. He seems...amused. Also loud.]Honestly? This is it? Oh right

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[oceans_princess]

[THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL IN YOUR FACE. Who, also being a legendary gijinka, probably has an air of familiarity to you.

WHAT IS PERSONAL SPACE.]

HI!! You look confused, mister!! Are you lost?

[foeveil]

Ugh. Creepy.

[oceans_princess]

He's even meaner'n Kyogre. [WARNING: Manaphy WILL blather on endlessly about her family unless you find a way to stop her.]

[foeveil]

[Despite being a raging manchild Cressy...doesn't like to be alone. Any conversation like this is fine to him.]

Well I suppose a giant centipede can certainly creep harder than a whale could.

[oceans_princess]

Yeah! Even though Kyogre hates everything, she doesn't try to hurt everything! And she doesn't try to eat me!

[In that case, he will not consider Manaphy's ceaseless babble torture.]

[foeveil]

E-Eat?