[Here's a Paul. Here is a thirty-two year old Paul. Sipping his coffee at the dinner table, doing some reading. Just another new day without his son in the house, la de da de daaa~
Welp, it's that time. Better check the mail.
He opens the door to find...
This is NOT where he lives. This is NOT Veilstone. He turns around. But this IS his house.
Huh.
He's
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better investigate!
this is only a twenty year old Ash though]
Paul?
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but you're not-
you're too YOUNG.
Your face is ALL over TV ALL the time. This isn't what you look like now!]
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What? [So rude.]
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Did you just get here?
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It's YOU and this PLACE that's "just got here"! [Insert air quotes here.]
[Hey Paul, just because you're freaking out doesn't mean you have to flip out on others. He's forgotten to turn his rage filter to ON.]
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Hey, are you trying to break that door?
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No, I'm not. [Grrr. Insert glare.
Slamming the door helps. You just don't know it yet.]
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What are you so angry about?
*From behind Phoebe, a Cheshire cat smile appears, and it's eye's start to glare back.
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Nooo, stop it. He's not happy, but this is a strange circumstance he's in. He needs answers.]
Well, it might have to do with the fact my entire house has been moved some time in the last 8 hours.
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'Trying to break doors isn't going to help you Paul'
Aaaand yeah, totally unphased by you being older. These things, you quickly grow used to them]
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He looks closely and it's ANOTHER ONE. What is with these younger Ash's HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!]
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[He sighs.]
You're not thirty-one are you? [Oh you make so much sense Stressed!Paul]
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'Nope. I'm ten thirteen, like you're suppose to be back home'
It's probably a weird experience to hear a voice without Ash even opening his mouth.]
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I am not supposed to be thirteen. [Flatly denying things helps you SO much Paul, if you haven't already learned from the other Ash.]
And what's wrong with your voice? [So so rude.]
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oh wait the door closed.
oh wait there he is. PURPLE HAIR WHAT.
oh there went the door again.
oh there he is again. Shit, that is him, isn't it.
Don't mind the Nidoran he's holding. That is female and also purple. His MUCH YOUNGER AGE should be the striking detail, probably.]
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This is strange, but he hopes that it will all magically go away without anything too strange happening. Maybe he should go back to sleep.
Maybe. But first he's going to take one good long look at this crazy place outside his house and-
What?
No.
It's not-
WhoisthatWHOISTHAAAAAT?!
adflkjas; he did NOT see his younger self.
NO HE DIDN'T.]
[You'll find that Older Paul is giving you not so pleased look as his brain dies. Again.]
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Yeah. He does not approve of this. At all.
Now it's just a matter of who breaks the silence.]
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Oh god WHY. This is so horrible.
He's just going to glare at you until you disappear. POOF. Vanish. Come oooon.
Crap. Crap crap.]
Kid.
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...I have to admit, I'm rather surprised you didn't die before you were old enough to drink.
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Excuse me?
[Study study study]
Do I know you?
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But he's not met anyone that he hasn't know yet!]
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