ONE MORE BEACH PARTY
[Storm season is coming, which means that it's getting pre-tty close to the end of ~summer vacation~.
Lt. Fergie isn't having any of this. And so somehow, she's conspired with the island. A good portion of the residents will find themselves compelled to go to the beach. And when they emerge from the woods/CMA/wherever, they will find themselves dressed in a swimsuit. Boys will get a nice, general pair of swim trunks. And girls will be dressed in what can only be described as a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. And yes, they ALL have american flag patterns - as well as any accessories, towels, and tattoos they may have. She got the island in on this - NO ONE ESCAPES.
There's a big bonfire, and a giant sand castle for the smaller kids to explore like a playground. There's a volleyball net set up, and of course plenty of room to swim. There's a hot tub not too far from the bonfire.
As for Fergie, she's in her own American bikini, and her Rosie the Riveter towel tied around her waist, her breasts nearly popping right out as she jogs around the site.]
Let's get this party started!!
[Females over the age of 14 are likely to encounter a little electrike puppy biting their panty bottoms rather like a nostalgic advertisement...
Boys and really tiny girls are safe. Fergie isn't interested.]
((OOC: Mingle amongst yourselves. Fergie will only tag people to hit on women.))
Lt. Fergie isn't having any of this. And so somehow, she's conspired with the island. A good portion of the residents will find themselves compelled to go to the beach. And when they emerge from the woods/CMA/wherever, they will find themselves dressed in a swimsuit. Boys will get a nice, general pair of swim trunks. And girls will be dressed in what can only be described as a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. And yes, they ALL have american flag patterns - as well as any accessories, towels, and tattoos they may have. She got the island in on this - NO ONE ESCAPES.
There's a big bonfire, and a giant sand castle for the smaller kids to explore like a playground. There's a volleyball net set up, and of course plenty of room to swim. There's a hot tub not too far from the bonfire.
As for Fergie, she's in her own American bikini, and her Rosie the Riveter towel tied around her waist, her breasts nearly popping right out as she jogs around the site.]
Let's get this party started!!
[Females over the age of 14 are likely to encounter a little electrike puppy biting their panty bottoms rather like a nostalgic advertisement...
Boys and really tiny girls are safe. Fergie isn't interested.]
((OOC: Mingle amongst yourselves. Fergie will only tag people to hit on women.))