ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[opalrenegade]

*Giratina doesn't like the sight of this pink mist, not one bit. She stomps up to where Rayquaza is and when she speaks, it is in a demanding tone*

Can I see your tan lines?!

*aaaaaand blinkblink, what the fuck was that*

[opalrenegade]

*jumps a bit* I'm new in town! Could you give me directions to your apartment? D:

*Tina looks terribly confused*

[sky_titan]

Hoshit did that actually work? Rayquaza shakes his head vigorously in the negative, but doesn't say anything because he knows the results.

[multitype_king]

*What? What was this? A pick-up line fest? And no one was getting slapped? Ohohohoho~!*

*Slides up to Tina with his trademark grin.*

I didn't know angels could fly so low!

[opalrenegade]

There's a lot of things about me you don't know. Want me to show you?

*Tina sounds thoroughly enraged!*

[multitype_king]

Oh, I'd be happy to show you mine if you showed me yours~

*Is getting as much enjoyment out of this as Quazzie.*

[opalrenegade]

Well then, let's take a shower together- you smell.

*Tina blinks, then facepalms, wishing silently that this whole experience was over already*

[multitype_king]

Smell great, you mean~. ♥ Just like you~

[opalrenegade]

. . . Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

*her eyes widen at that one and her face turns a little red*

[multitype_king]

I'd be glad to~ <3

*BUT! Arcy is still a gentleman. Does he know what, exactly, is going on? He sure isn't making a move, despite his words.*

[opalrenegade]

Then what are you waiting for?

*oh gawd, why is she saying these things? Is it just the effect of the mist, or something more? Either way, Tina is vaguely horrified*

[multitype_king]

*Chuckles and leans down, probably purposefully drawing out the pause bbbeeeefffooorreeee

BAM

He kisses her!*

[opalrenegade]

*in a very uncharacteristic move, Tina remains frozen before Arcy kisses her, as if she were a deer caught in the headlights. But when he kisses her, she doesn't pull away, but maybe squeaks a little*