don't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

[greenorbust]

[Thankfully, the plus side of waltzing in with your own personal closet, is that you can be as hot as you want to, whenever you want, however you want. In this case, that means by the shore, with a beach chair, a fruity looking drink, and an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie purple polka-dot bikini. All while lounging in the shade of a palm tree-]... Like,

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[insultyoulater]

[damnit, why is it that the only hot chick he's seen in a bikini is pretty much him?

Just going to kick some sand on you now]

[insultyoulater]

YES. [he might be saying this as a response, or an alternative for I KNEW IT]

[greenorbust]

... freaky. Is it, like, really everyone?

[insultyoulater]

Seriously, I think everybody is opposite in our worlds. Who'd have ever thought!

[greenorbust]

So... like... the gym leaders... and the elite four...

[insultyoulater]

I'd think so... Oh god, a female Brock... or Lt. Surge! Ooh, I don't want to even think about it, the nightmares, the nightmaares.

[greenorbust]

Brock? ... Brooke? And, like, Lt. Fergie?

[insultyoulater]

Brooke? Brooke's his name!? [he wants to laugh, but theirs to much epic internal 'Nooo, imagination whhyyy!?' going on]

[greenorbust]

Yeah. Like, we're talking about the same person, right? Uses rock Pokémon, first badge, looks like this all the time? [Icon-face- THIS IS MY BROOKE IMITATION]

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[insultyoulater]

Yeah! That's totally him!

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[insultyoulater]

[pause] I-I mean... errg...

[greenorbust]

You mean... like... her.

[insultyoulater]

... [this face, I haz it] Whatever... and your Elite Four? [thinking] I bet Lance is a hot chick, huh?

[greenorbust]

Like, I guess, yeah. I think I'm hotter, but, like, only because I totally am.

[insultyoulater]

... you're also like, still a kid. [even if you can rock that bikini]

[greenorbust]

Hey! Like, I'm totally grown up!