ITP: TECHNICAL MALFUNCTIONS OF THE LULZY KIND

[trapion]

[Now that the mayhem and destruction is over, have a newbie Red wandering around the CMA with a Pokédex in hand. It seems while everything was going on she's noticed that there were a ton of new Pokémon she'd never seen before. And so like any good curious trainer, she's taken it out to look up information on those johto, sinnoh, hoenn new Pokémon

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[awesome_trainer]

[wtf why is my Pokedex making noises like that ._.? one sec, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with this thing by randomly pushing buttons.]

[awesome_trainer]

[IT WAS. D:]

Yeah. Although, it's been pretty quiet for a while, speaking-wise anyway, so I don't know if it was just a one-time thing or not...

[trapion]

Maybe it has trouble being social with the people on it...?

[awesome_trainer]

Hmm...That could be it. [Although it does tend to throw a lot of parties for everyone and has a rather unhealthy obsession with one of the inhabitants on the island for some reason... :|a]

[trapion]

[The island sounds kind of creepy. And like a drunk. |Da]

Does it do other things besides making weird things happen or... or talking?

[awesome_trainer]

[It has a pet kitten if that counts. :|b]

I don't think so... [More like "I kind of hope not" 8|] Well, other than the whole suddenly bringing people here from their homes and universes thing anyway...

[trapion]

[I hope it takes VERY GOOD CARE of that kitten. D8]

... ... ... ... ...What? [S-She must not have heard that right. So have her staring very seriously at the pokedex-phone and saying the next bit as if it's the most important thing you'll ever answer in your life.]

This island is the one who brought me- [And I guess everyone else?] -here?

[awesome_trainer]

[OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT...nah, just kidding]

Yeah, it is. At least I think the island said so, last time it talked.

[trapion]

[It feels very weird to be told you've been kidnapped by a whole island and that the island probably doesn't even deny it. FML.]

HURR HURR

[thatsinnohchamp]

[Oh hey Jun, there's a Lucas who's just a few meters away from you. Notice that he's holding his PokeTch on his hand, pressing buttons right now.]

SUP THERE

[awesome_trainer]

[Notices!]

Ah, hey Lucas! ...Having trouble with your stuff too? [IS STILL MASHING BUTTONS ON HIS BECAUSE DAMNIT IT SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS]

[Eventually he hits a button and suddenly there seems to be a video feed playing of a battle on his pokedex, like the Battle Recorder...only...]

Dragonite, show this non-believer what happens to those who defy us. Use Dragon Claw!

...what.

[This is probably loud enough to catch Lucas' attention now, as Jun has sort of vaguely forgotten that Lucas is nearby.]

\o/

[thatsinnohchamp]

[Wait... that was...]

...!

[COMING OVER TO CHECK IT OUT.]

[awesome_trainer]

Again Dragonite, hit it with another Thunderbolt!

[And hey, there's your voice next!]

Staraptor, use Return! Quick!

Fight back! Strike it down with Dragon Claw!

[Jun at the moment has gone kind of quiet and is just watching as the battle progresses. He might not have even noticed that you're standing right there next to him yet.]

[thatsinnohchamp]

Good job Staraptor, now again! Use Return

Thunderbolt. Keep hitting it until it stays down.

[Even he's watching it too. And he's also staying quiet, since... yeah. He has to witness this scene, again.]

[awesome_trainer]

[They can both be quiet about this as they're watching Jun's Dragonite smacks down Lucas' Staraptor's Thunderbolt over and over again until it eventually faints]

Excellent, Dragonite. Soon enough we will bring the non-believer to his knees, begging for a swift and painless death for crossing us.

Seriously, you better snap out of this Jun. It's never like you to act like this...

You're just jealous. Don't you see? You don't stand a chance against me, now that I have the Earthbound Gods lending me their strength. It isn't too late to accept the truth, you know. Are you sure you don't want to join us in our glorious reign as we bring about the final days of destruction, to bring about a wonderous world ruled over by our immortal gods?

...

[It was one thing to hear about, it's a whole other to actually see himself acting like that...]

[thatsinnohchamp]

[Oh yes, this. He remembers this all too well.]

...Jun.