He's evil AGAIN?!

[battlestandby]

[But this time he didn't mean to! Barely had a split second to realize he was being deceived by a poor injured lady he was actually trying to help and bam. Dark Signer time. So yeah... you'll probably notice something wrong with him immediately. If not the eyes and dark cloak, then... his behavior

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[silencedtrainer]

[Oh. A psycho nutjob.

joooooooooooooooooooooooooooy.

Ash doesn't recognise half the pokemon but that's not going to stop him from trying to stop this destruction.

Leaping onto his Charizard, he's flying high into the sky, Pikachu at his side as always.

Hey, Paul have some return fire in the shape of a flamethrower and thunderbolt combo]

[team_jerk]

[Well, Paul manages to dodge that so gj Ash, you managed to destroy that fountain he was previously standing on. Now you're screwed.]

Magmortar, Rock Tomb!

[ROCKS WILL FALL SO EVERYBODY DIES.]

[silencedtrainer]

[Oh Mew. Charizard manages to dodge all but one of the rocks - said rocks send Ash and Pikachu straight to the ground. Well, screw you Magmortar, have a dragon breath to YOUR FACE.

Owww...

Falling due to a rock smashing into you really really hurts. But Ash is getting up and really, really annoyed now - so he's going to charge at Paul to punch HIM IN THE FACE.]

[battlestandby]

[Magmortar gets a nice Dragon Breath in the face, but bah. A mere annoyance. And Paul's quite adept in Ash ass-kicking well before this incident, so he quite effortlessly snags that attacking fist by the wrist with evil powers making him even more of a brute than usual. Also, dragging the fist down so he can appropriately knee Ash in the FACE.]

[rekindlelight]

[A'ight. We've trained for this and then some.

You and any of your friends just earned yourselfs one really pissed-off Ranger. He throws a bullet in his gun and takes the safety off.

Looks like he's got some capturing to do.]

[battlestandby]

[Well. Don't YOU look distinctly not-evil. Paul thinks you're falling under the category of personal disembowelment.]

Well, what do we have here?

((As someone who never played the Ranger games and forgot how the anime handled it, I'm not sure whether or not they can capture Pokemon with owners. XD Is that the case normally?))

[rekindlelight]

[Goody-two-shoes is his middle name. And that's a long middle name. He's really not in the mood for introductions under the circumstances, though.]

I'm going to ask you once to command your Pokémon to stop.

[[Yep! But, um...to be honest, I'm not sure how it would work here. In the games, the Pokémon are under mind-control, not the Trainer...Maybe after he captures one, it stops listening to Paul? orz I dunno.]]

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[mistylola]

And who are you to command a follower of the Earthbound Gods?

[And suddenly, from the shadows...]

He listens only to the darkness. Your pleas won't reach him. Unless, of course, they are pleas to end your life quickly!

[terra_et_sol]

[Terra does not like this at all. She kneels down and puts her hand on the ground to launch a carefully-controlled Earthquake of her own, trying to cancel out Torterra's at least in a small area. She's not sure it works like that but short of actually getting into a battle she's not sure what else to do.]

[battlestandby]

Go! Flatten all those who stand in your way!

[Well that's fine. Torterra and Rhyperior have backups. Namely Frenzy Plant and Rollout, respectively. Except Rhyperior's finding it more fun in its giant 8-foot form to Rollout ENTIRE BUILDINGS instead!]

[terra_et_sol]

[All right, fine then. Terra closes her eyes and assumes her true form before turning toward Rhyperior and starting to charge a Solarbeam.]

... I can't resist this either

[rainsummoner]

[Kyogre is just... watching this, with the same oddly blank eyes as the other Dark Signers. She's also wearing a cloak, which is quite awesome. And normally, she'd just continue on her way and completely ignore Terra, but not today.

So, have fun with a Water Pulse aimed right for your head, Terra. <3]

[protectthebonds]

[Have a random Kiryu, who was just walking around, wondering just where he had landed now again. And he's pretty surprised when all of sudden the mark, that had appeared at his duel with jack and disappearedafterwards, start to glow again. Actually, he notes, it hurts far more than before - as if to warn him.

Only moments later he hears Pauls speech of Doom, but before he can reply to it, he is shaken by that Earthquake. It takes him a bit to find his balance again, but then he stalks into Paul's direction, looking rather intent and perhaps slightly angry.]

Who the hell are you? And what do you want with Jack?

[Despite the fact that there were still quite a few unresolved issues between him and the blond; Kiryu was not about to abandon a targeted comrade.]

[seishinsadzit]

...

Aw, shit.

[protectthebonds]

[He blinks when he hears that voice and turns only to see... himself?]

What the...?

[seishinsadzit]

Hey, double. Don't happen to have any nukes, do you?

Fucking Dark Signers.

[mischiefbreeder]

...Hah. I always knew you were bound to completely lose it someday, Paul.

Never thought it'd be so soon, though.

[battlestandby]

Only fools make jokes in the light of absolute destruction.

[mischiefbreeder]

It's only absolute destruction if I let you carry it out.

Sorry Paul, but if you're gonna pull the evil thing, then I'll just have to strike you down!

[battlestandby]

Your ignorance will be your undoing! Rhyperior, Rollout and flatten him!

[... god Gold I think he's serious about wanting you dead because LOOK AT THAT.]