[[Now that Lance has come to grips with the lack of awesome Awesome Island possesses, he's....doing nothing. To be honest, he's just....staring majestically at the horizon. Bother him?]]
[ Koga wanders up before promptly taking the opportunity to...shove Lance. Yes. Shove him. Just to see if he's paying attention, or just fall flat on his face because he's too busy. Staring majestically. ]
Muk, Minimise and Toxic! *oh snap Lance one of your Dragonites is badly poisoned now.* Arbok, wrap yourself around the other one's windpipe! You know what to do! Gastly, Weezing, lower visibility and accuracy! *everything is shrouded in SMOG*
Arbok, bite and then get off there right now! *annddd now the other one is poisoned too albeit as not as badly as the first. Hey, one of your dragonites is looking a bit pale there, Lance.*
[ And then, suddenly, out of nowhere-a motherfucking Rhydon. Guess which Pokemon Koga was keeping as a spare? ]
Rhydon! Counter! *And it promptly does, going toe to toe with the Dragonite.
Just because I'm a poison trainer by title doesn't mean I can't have a little variety.
[ Koga throws another pokeball into the fight, releasing a Tentacruel-which promptly takes the brunt of the Waterfall attack and just as promptly wraps its many stinging tentacles around Gyarados. Rhydon is still countering Dragonite's attack, and one of the three Dragonites is looking ill by now-the one that was hit by Toxic earlier. ]
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You missed.
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DRAGONITE, HYPERBEAM! YOU AS WELL!
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Muk, Arbok! Take out both Dragonite! Gastly, Weezing, lower accuracy!
[ He has two Pokeballs left on him, but he's not going to use them. Yet. ]
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Dragonites, Ice Beam, Outrage and Thunder! Get them!
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Muk, Minimise and Toxic! *oh snap Lance one of your Dragonites is badly poisoned now.* Arbok, wrap yourself around the other one's windpipe! You know what to do!
Gastly, Weezing, lower visibility and accuracy! *everything is shrouded in SMOG*
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Blow that smog away! Dragonite, use Thunderwave to get rid of Arbok and paralyze it! Dragonite, use Safeguard! And Dragonite, attack with Dragon Rush!
[[YOUR FAILSMOG CAN FUCK OFF NOW. AND SO CAN YOUR ARBOK. 8| SEE I CAN USE STRATEGY OK]]
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[ And then, suddenly, out of nowhere-a motherfucking Rhydon. Guess which Pokemon Koga was keeping as a spare? ]
Rhydon! Counter! *And it promptly does, going toe to toe with the Dragonite.
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[[DODGE THIS YOU BIG FAT FUCK OF A POKEMON]]
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[ Koga throws another pokeball into the fight, releasing a Tentacruel-which promptly takes the brunt of the Waterfall attack and just as promptly wraps its many stinging tentacles around Gyarados. Rhydon is still countering Dragonite's attack, and one of the three Dragonites is looking ill by now-the one that was hit by Toxic earlier. ]
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