Nov 05, 2009 19:11
[[Now that Lance has come to grips with the lack of awesome Awesome Island possesses, he's....doing nothing. To be honest, he's just....staring majestically at the horizon. Bother him?]]
sup guys,
this is fabulous,
user: ofthepkmngmen,
guise wtf is going on here?,
best sleazeball impression,
i am a moron,
for great justice,
living up to my family name,
you need to get laid
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You missed.
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DRAGONITE, HYPERBEAM! YOU AS WELL!
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Muk, Arbok! Take out both Dragonite! Gastly, Weezing, lower accuracy!
[ He has two Pokeballs left on him, but he's not going to use them. Yet. ]
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Dragonites, Ice Beam, Outrage and Thunder! Get them!
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Muk, Minimise and Toxic! *oh snap Lance one of your Dragonites is badly poisoned now.* Arbok, wrap yourself around the other one's windpipe! You know what to do!
Gastly, Weezing, lower visibility and accuracy! *everything is shrouded in SMOG*
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Blow that smog away! Dragonite, use Thunderwave to get rid of Arbok and paralyze it! Dragonite, use Safeguard! And Dragonite, attack with Dragon Rush!
[[YOUR FAILSMOG CAN FUCK OFF NOW. AND SO CAN YOUR ARBOK. 8| SEE I CAN USE STRATEGY OK]]
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[ And then, suddenly, out of nowhere-a motherfucking Rhydon. Guess which Pokemon Koga was keeping as a spare? ]
Rhydon! Counter! *And it promptly does, going toe to toe with the Dragonite.
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[[DODGE THIS YOU BIG FAT FUCK OF A POKEMON]]
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[ Koga throws another pokeball into the fight, releasing a Tentacruel-which promptly takes the brunt of the Waterfall attack and just as promptly wraps its many stinging tentacles around Gyarados. Rhydon is still countering Dragonite's attack, and one of the three Dragonites is looking ill by now-the one that was hit by Toxic earlier. ]
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