Someone's overdoing it... again.

Jul 16, 2009 00:27

[It's nighttime... again. Paul's out training with his Pokémon... again. Though this time he looks a little upset and highly disapproving of how well his team is doing. Oh, if only he could just flippantly release them and find superior replacements for all of them, right? He's also not being a very good egg-parent, because his Manaphy egg is left by his backpack under a tree on top of his jacket. Totally defenseless. Paul's seriously stressing over something, though. Anyone who's passing by the CMA vicinity this time of night will probably hear his dissatisfied, militant shouting.]

No, no, no! You call that dodging, Weavile?! Step it up! If you fail to make a difference in this battle, that's the final straw! Dodge like your life depends on it, you lazy brat!

And just where are you aiming that Thunder attack, Electabuzz?! What idiot misses an immobile target thirty feet away, really? Magmortar, don't trip over. There's no excuse for that. You're as bad as that accident-prone idiot! Ursaring, did I say you were allowed to stop Hammer Arming those boulders? Suck it up! Honchkrow... just give it up already. Stop embarrassing yourself; it's not like you matter in this competition, anyway. [He recalls Honchkrow to its ball and glares at his starter.] Torterra, I didn't raise you to break down this easily. We're not stopping until we get this right. Weavile, make yourself useful for a change and use Blizzard on Torterra!

[It's not a pretty sight, nope. But it never is with this jerk. Still, he sounds way more emotional than he usually does.]

gotta train em all, user: battlestandby, this is adorable, this is romantic, my plans let me reveal them

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