Well, crap.

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon stands in the CMA, a pen clipped to his lab coat, a small notebook in one of his pockets, and an irritated look on his face. He glances around from side to side and clears his throat before he speaks. Not that it does him any good, since his voice has been blown out completely. He sounds raspy and barely audible, hence why he came prepared.]

If there are any here who have plausible suggestions for restoring one's vocal cords, please bring them forth now.

[He coughs a little bit and rubs his throat before continuing.]

... I only ask this due to a significant lack of available throat lozenges.