Totally asking for trouble
ATTENTION!! WOMEN OF THE ISLAND!
I come forth today with a new experiment which requests female cooperation. Males cannot participate in this study, and if for some obscure reason you are a male who can be classified as female... then quite frankly, I'd rather remain in the dark about such facts and I graciously request that you please wander elsewhere for the time being.
This study involves size comparison between the mammary glands of various females. I assure you that this is strictly for the sake of science, and that your anonymity will be preserved should you choose to participate. In case this explanation is unsatisfactory, or you are otherwise unable to comprehend intellectual language, I shall rephrase it in a less clinical manner...
[Charon briefly looks at a notecard for word reference because layman's terms are like a foreign language to him.]
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!! IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!
[[OOC: Actual participation in this "experiment" is discouraged-- bring on the clobbering and reactions of WTFery! XD]]
I come forth today with a new experiment which requests female cooperation. Males cannot participate in this study, and if for some obscure reason you are a male who can be classified as female... then quite frankly, I'd rather remain in the dark about such facts and I graciously request that you please wander elsewhere for the time being.
This study involves size comparison between the mammary glands of various females. I assure you that this is strictly for the sake of science, and that your anonymity will be preserved should you choose to participate. In case this explanation is unsatisfactory, or you are otherwise unable to comprehend intellectual language, I shall rephrase it in a less clinical manner...
[Charon briefly looks at a notecard for word reference because layman's terms are like a foreign language to him.]
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!! IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!
[[OOC: Actual participation in this "experiment" is discouraged-- bring on the clobbering and reactions of WTFery! XD]]