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[glitchwithgifts]

*There is a possibly familiar crowd of pixels rushing around the CMA, trying to get the attention of the other islanders.*

HELLO HUMANS, DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A NAME WITH A - IN IT OR A COFFEE?

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[persianluvr08]

There's an "a" in my name...

[glitchwithgifts]

Oh hi! You're a "CHIEF" right?

No, not a a, though. A - line.

[persianluvr08]

...chief?

[glitchwithgifts]

Yes! Trainer type "CHIEF", we see them sometimes. Usually they carry PKMN named "94", tough opponents.

But then, you don't seem a ĀȌ▒$Oڼ▒Bw▒e▒}▒LN trainer... so maybe not a CHIEF either. Oh well!

[galactic_geezer]

What in the world...

[Charon looks dubiously at the cup of coffee he was about to drink from.]

... I fail to see any correlation between a "-" in one's name and being in possession of some coffee. What sort of activity would require either of these?

[glitchwithgifts]

Oh excellent hello! It is To get >100 level on a ȧ\x227 PKMN. Coffee man can show "-"trainer how to catch Pokemon, and the field changes from the name! Simple!

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon is visibly terrified.]

...I-I have no interest in showing any trainers how to catch P-Pokémon! Perhaps you mistake me for another..?

[glitchwithgifts]

Well, don't need to be frightened,

[detectivelooker]

...the Team Galactic, not even they could be responsible for this abomination.