FORK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFORKER!!

[pokeredmaster]

*Enter Ash, Hareta and Jackson, who have been mysteriously absent for the past 2 weeks, suddenly appearing on a boat*

... Oh, hey guys. I somehow got a free boat ride for three, and we got lost. ^^;;

Comments

[kate_argenta]

Does the boat engine make noise?

Can't come up with a reply that actually addresses the question while referencing other lyrics. XD;;

[pokeredmaster]

Yep, it makes a decent bit of noise. After all, it's a boat engine.

Re: Can't come up with a reply that actually addresses the question while referencing other lyrics.

[kate_argenta]

((ffffffffffffffffffffff))

Fascinating.

[pokeredmaster]

Oh, by the way, I don't seem to recall having met you...?

I'm Ash Ketchum, of Pallet Town. Champion of the Sinnoh League, or at least, I was until I ended up on the Island...

[callmepollyanna]

...Where did you found the boat?

[pokeredmaster]

I was just getting my cereal, and next thing you know... Hey, free boat ride for three!

[callmepollyanna]

And you didn't bring me?!

[pokeredmaster]

Weeeell, the thing is, I was thinking of asking you, but I didn't see you around, and that Hareta kid was all like "YAY!! YAY!! BOOOOOAAAAAT!!!" and yeah. D:

oh hi i'm alive!

[redpkmntrainer]

..Who owns the boat?

[pokeredmaster]

... Y'know, I have no idea. Probably the Island?

[castlebitch]

A boat? Can this get us off the island by chance?

[pokeredmaster]

'Fraid not... Guess you're a newcomer, huh? This island is in some kind of dimensional nexus point between all possible variations of our world. We'd need some kinda TARDIS or something to go home...

[castlebitch]

...oh dear.

[pokeredmaster]

Yeah...

Oh, by the way... Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town, Sinnoh League Champion. And you are?

[persianluvr08]

Hmph. It figures the annoying children would get a boat here, and those of us who are more deserving, such as myself, would be left to fend for ourselves...

Might I have a ride on this boat?

[pokeredmaster]

Uh... Sure, why not? It's not like I own the boat, I just happened to win a free ride for three somehow.

... Huh, you look kinda familiar...

[persianluvr08]

Would my cat be welcome as well?

[pokeredmaster]

Uh... I don't see why not? Pikachu was on the boat too...