LA LA LAAAAAA~

[phaildetectives]

[A horrible screeching noise echoes through the CMA.  The source of this is right dead in the center - a Totodile, attempting to sing into a microphone.  Attempting being the key word.  Nearby, a Ralts is fiddling with a sound board, trying to find the "make it sound like music" button.

Eventually, the Ralts gives up and stalks over (as much as a

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[pokeredmaster]

*despite the fact Ash knows what both of these Pokémon are and actually owns a Totodile of his own, he pulls out his Pokédex*

Who's that Pokémon?

[phaildetectives]

[glances at Ladon] Congratulations. I think we've finally found a human stupider than you.

[peek_at_you]

He's not exactly stupid... Just kinda... Well, maybe kinda stupid sometimes... He does know what Totodile and Ralts are.

I really wonder sometimes why he's always using his 'dex...

[phaildetectives]

Who knows with humans? [little bitty Raltsy shrug] Anyway, I'm Roland, and fish-paste-for-brains over there is Ladon.

[It's just as well Roland isn't talking into the mic, because Ladon's punching random buttons on the sound board.]

Where are we, anyway?