A long overdue canon update!

[battlestandby]

[So, Paul's been a rather unfortunate case here in that he's been on Awesome Island for two years and yet he never once got to go back to his homeworld, unless one counts a certain wish from Arceus that technically landed him back in his world for a day, but not in his home region. So for the past three weeks, those who are close to or at least

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[lunardancing]

[ BEEP BEEP IT'S PAUL

TIME TO ATTEMPT AT GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITHOUT BEING--

GODDAMN IT VULPIX GET BACK HERE! ]

[battlestandby]

You'd have been happier if I never came back.

[lunardancing]

Maybe. But some people wouldn't be.

[battlestandby]

Brilliant deduction, genius.

[lunardancing]

So I'm glad you're back.

[battlestandby]

Always such a pain...

[lunardancing]

Some things never change.

[battlestandby]

Such as you never getting tired of bothering me.

[lunardancing]

I didn't plan on bothering you.

[battlestandby]

Of course not.

[can you sense the sarcasm because he meant it]

[lunardancing]

Really.

[battlestandby]

Why else would you be here?

[lunardancing]

For Fira. [ YIP YIP FLUFFY FOX. ]

[battlestandby]

[D-damned cute things...!]

... Hmph.

[lunardancing]

Come on, Fira, let's go.

[battlestandby]

[So many conflicting feelings, all the time, when we run into you, Dawn! He'll just turn away without actually walking off. Silently moping about how he'll NEVER FIGURE YOU OUT.]