THE CARNIVAL RETURNS. ...that sounds kind of ominous.

[waterwaiter]

[It isn't every day an entire carnival pops up overnight outside one's cafe, so you can probably imagine Cress's surprise when he opened the door to find just that. Wasn't there only one roller coaster at Lake WTF yesterday? And the Ferris Wheel wasn't decorated like that before... nor was it adjacent to a Love Tunnel

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[expbunny]

[ Rosetta has no clue what this ride is since she has close to zero reading comprehension, but it sure is pink. And she likes pink. But, it seems like the ride needs two people, so she cheerfully buzzing around for a partner. ]

[aquaboss]

[Huh, looks like there's a Tunnel of Love here too. Pfft, who the hell would ever want to go on a ride like that?]

[expbunny]

[ Hey Archie, guess who just tackled you and is tugging at your wrist while pointing to the Tunnel of Love. ]

[aquaboss]

Whoa, whoa, hold up, Rosetta. Do you even know what that's for? [Rosetta no! Bad Rosetta! That is not for platonic relationships!]

[expbunny]

...No, but it's pretty! [ That's a good enough reason to go on it for her. ]

[aquaboss]

It's uh... not really a ride though. It's for couples, Rosetta. [The most awkward thing ever...]

[expbunny]

Couples...? [ She tilts her head and stares at him for a moment, until it clicks what he means. ] Oh! You mean only mates go in there. Like, um, 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend', right?

[aquaboss]

Right. It's supposed to be romantic. [Stupid, though.]

[expbunny]

Romantic? [ She tilts her head to the other side and blinks. ]

[aquaboss]

Yeah. It's revolting, really.

[expbunny]

Huh, how come? [ But it looks so pretty and pink and stuff. ]

[aquaboss]

Romance in general is disgustin'. Especially when it's this over-done!

[expbunny]

But... love and romance and all that stuff is suppose to be positive... [ She pouts and looks down at the ground. ]

[aquaboss]

I guess it is to some people. Never saw the point in it. [Sex on the other hand...]

[expbunny]

Huh, why? [ Sex??? ]

[aquaboss]

'Cause I'm not interested in that kinda crap. [...Never mind, that's not something you need to know about~]