Fresh off of Cinnabar Coast!

[glitchygod]

[There's a new face--if you could call it that--on Awesome Island, and she's just standing there, watching these pathetic mortals carry on their pathetic mortal lives. She seems to also be whistling a jaunty tune as she inches ever inland, and it sounds a bit like this--]

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HEY

WHERE IS EVERYONE.

[she'll sniffle a bit. She's lonely. Just. So lonely.]

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[zeta_virus]

[Well, there's something here that looks... vaguely like a Porygon, except it's got the wrong number of limbs and they're not attached to its body. Also its head's on upside down. It floats a little closer, looking at the new arrival curiously.]

Hey there.

[glitchygod]

[Trust me bro you look way more normal than Missingno and all her glitchy brothers and sisters, at least.]

SO WONDERFUL, I'VE NOT HAD A VISITOR IN FIFTEEN YEARS.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE FAMILIAR.

[zeta_virus]

You're about to have a lot more. I'm willing to bet you aren't where you used to be.

Familiar? Huh. Don't think we've met... call me Zeta. [It holds out an... appendage toward her before realizing it's doubtful she's capable of a handshake. Or whatever would pass for it.]

[glitchygod]

OH, GOODY.

I AM MISSINGNO. SOME WHO MEET ME CALL ME...

MISSINGNO.

[she shifts to her ghost form. Maybe a handshake is possible now?]

Glitches unite!!

[screwurgame]

OH MY GOODNESS!!

ITS MY MIRROR MATCH!! SUP OTHER ME?

Re: Glitches unite!!

[glitchygod]

NOT MUCH, BRO

JUST MESSIN' UP HALL OF FAME DATA AS PER USUAL

[tinyairlock]

[What are you and why does my head hurt when I look at you?]