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He is Gen. I and what is this

May 31, 2011 01:15

[This is a Red. He has an egg.

...

Now what the hell does he do with it?

He's just sort of sitting against a tree, staring at it. He took a break from training that turned into a nap, and when he woke up, it was on his lap. He's... Not really sure how one deals with eggs, never having raised one before.]

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Yeah, you saw this coming. SINCE WHO ELSE DO I EVER TAG WITH. aquaboss May 31 2011, 05:48:39 UTC

[Oh look, it's Red! Except it's a different Red but, eh, details.]

Got yourself an egg, huh? [When did you even get that, he was just over at your house the other day. Archie, you are such a creeper.]

\o/ Could be a certain other boss in that headspace of yours! exileforfreedom May 31 2011, 05:54:04 UTC

[Looking up to assess the speaker... Team boss, Hoenn. May or may not be from his world. Red is sure to mask his voice, as always around those he doesn't think he should trust even the slightest bit yet.]

... Apparently. [Wait when-- Did Blue bring a Team Boss into the house.]

WHAT OTHER BOSS I SEE NO OTHER BOSSES /HIDES THEM aquaboss May 31 2011, 05:58:08 UTC

...What, you don't want it? [But it could be something awesome! Like a Carvanha! ...Or something that's actually useful.]

[...Wait, Blue lives with you? Well why the hell is Archie stuck child-locking your house if Blue is there? Also how did he even let you nearly set the place on fire with that baking accident the other day?]

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE HEIR exileforfreedom May 31 2011, 06:14:33 UTC

... I've... Never had one before... [He's just confused and doesn't know how it got there.

... Yo Archie, you notice that this Red is like six or seven years older than that one and has a magazine!cast on his left arm?]

BUT... THERE ARE TWO OF THEM WITH SONS aquaboss May 31 2011, 06:22:54 UTC

You haven't? [Where the hell have you been.] So where'd you pick this one up, then?

[...You teenagers all look the same, how is he supposed to be able to tell the difference between you? Also. That cast. Yeah, no explanation for that he just... didn't notice it before. Shut up.]

THE ONE WITH THE R exileforfreedom May 31 2011, 06:40:30 UTC

... It was just here when I woke up.

[What about the cloak then? And the peeking eight Pokeballs? And the faint traces of bandages under his clothes?]

OH THAT ONE aquaboss May 31 2011, 06:51:38 UTC

Really? [That's... weird. Understatement of the year, but sure.]

[...Okay, yeah, that's... definitely not the same Red.]

Well, anyway, I think I mistook you for someone else I've met 'round here. The name's Archie. [Hahaha, you know Team Aqua? Yeah, that's pretty funny.]

YEAH exileforfreedom May 31 2011, 07:27:32 UTC

... Yeah. I don't know what it is or if it belongs to someone... [It's kinda pretty, all green and yellowy and almost translucent...]

... I thought it might be. Hoenn? [He's quite well informed.]

I KNEW THAT aquaboss May 31 2011, 07:42:29 UTC

If it did, it probably wouldn't have been left right next to you. [Wonder what it is? Archie has never actually bothered hatching eggs so... yeah. He's about as clueless as you are. Not quite as much hello third gen but still...]

Yeah. [That's a surprise. The other Red had never even heard of Hoenn.] You been there or somethin'?

OF COURSE YOU DID. You could also send the one with the muumuu and Red could have dozed off again-- exileforfreedom May 31 2011, 08:05:18 UTC

((/shot))

[It's actually a Solosis, not that Red has any clue what those are.]

... Huh. Yeah, I have... Once or twice.

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS... /shot too aquaboss May 31 2011, 08:12:21 UTC

[It's quite alright, Archie has no idea either.]

Huh. The other version of you I met hadn't, but I guess there's plenty of differences between doubles.

[Understatement of the year.]

IT COULD STILL HAPPEN IF YOU PULL HIM OUT /shot again exileforfreedom June 1 2011, 04:28:02 UTC

[Yeah well Archie's never been to Unova.]

... I'd imagine I've done quite a bit more than many of my counterparts.

BUT THAT REQUIRES ~EFFORT~ /shot some more aquaboss June 1 2011, 04:47:13 UTC

Yeah? How's that? [Alright, you've got him genuinely interested now.]

YEAH WELL... Okay I'm scared and want to take it out on Red /shot even more exileforfreedom June 1 2011, 05:50:18 UTC

... If it weren't simply for the fact that I'm quite a bit older than most of the doubles I've seen...

[This look. It is evaluating you.]

... Well, I've learned my world isn't exactly "normal".

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE D: Take it out on people who are awful like ALL MY DERPS aquaboss June 1 2011, 05:56:34 UTC

[He didn't miss that look, but for now Archie won't make anything of it.]

I've seen a few doubles who've come from pretty bizarre worlds myself. Doubt yours is any worse.

[...Can't get much worse than crazy Maxie and a homicidal double of yourself, can you?]

BUT RED IS SO SUSCEPTIBLE also I treat him terribly anyway so exileforfreedom June 1 2011, 06:06:27 UTC

... For example... Form the information I have, I know that the Archie of my world has had his memories erased multiple times in order to protect and cover up another power's cruel scheme for global economic dominance.

[Not his problem if you don't get it. Either it doesn't pertain to you, or you won't think it will.]

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