Poor girl :')

[fixyostrays]

[Oddly enough, Ariana hasn't been around all that much as of late. Then again, there's no real surprise there - she looks like she's about to burst at any given moment. The days are flying by and the hours are ticking away. And though she's been a perky and spunky teen, able to be just as bitchy as she normally is in spite of her pregnancy, she'

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[allyostrays]

We can't always get what we want. Life sure can be a ... beach about that, huh?

[Pete that was terrible. That was so terrible.]

[fixyostrays]

Oh fuck you.

[allyostrays]

Wahahaha. C'mon, Ari. It was a great pun!

[fixyostrays]

Whatever.

[Ari groans, leaning back and rubbing her temples.]

Ugh... I feel terrible.

[tsuuuun]

How much longer should you have to endure it for? [These are the days where he is glad to be a guy. She shouldn't have to put up with it for much longer though, right...?]

[fixyostrays]

Don't know. I didn't pinpoint the exact day I conceived, so I don't know how close or far.

...But I don't think babies are very timely either.

...I think I should've had it by now.

[tsuuuun]

Then it's any day now. At least you won't have to put up with it for much longer.

[fixyostrays]

Ugh. My ankles are killing me. My hips hurt. I swear my spine is about to break.

You're a fucking heavy baby, you know that? Little fatass.

[nomorestrays]

Please don't say that... It still feels like we need all the time in the world to prepare. [Really, Ari, you know he would have taken the hit to his masculinity and picked those up for you. ... but he does appreciate it.]

[fixyostrays]

It's miserable. I feel like I'm about to cry every minute, and every inch of my body aches, let alone my back and feet.

[nomorestrays]

... Sorry. [right, right, everything about you. don't worry, don't worry, don't worry] Can I get anything for you?

[fixyostrays]

Just... company, I guess. I don't know what it is... I feel miserable.

[Not physically, that's obvious.]

[leaguechallenge]

Wow, you're having a baby!

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING.]

[fixyostrays]

Any second now.

[Gah, why so cheerful...]

[leaguechallenge]

...What? Really? [O-Oh dear he was not prepared for this.] Well - maybe you should get a doctor!? Or one of the Center nurses! I-I can go find one for you...!

[fixyostrays]

I'm not in labor yet. I just could be, at any given moment.

[SIGH.]

[2ndworststarter]

...I don't want to state the obvious, so let me cut to the chase... d'you need anything?

[fixyostrays]

Booze.

...But I can't, so I guess not.

[2ndworststarter]

Wouldn't exactly be easy for me to get a hold of any, anyhow.

[fixyostrays]

Yeah, yeah.

[Siiiiigh.]

Ugh, I am so done with this bullshit...