Pokemon Red Let's Play: Second Episode; More stuff no one cares about
Yeah, we've already got another part :U Wanted to get all of this prologue crap done with in one go.
After a long debate I... no, actually I just grabbed the first one off of the table.
(Yep, since this is a democracy you guys got what you wanted! Good jorb.)
(Never actually used this guy as a starter before. He'll make the first two gyms difficult but difficult=/=bad.)
It looked like a Minnie, okay? Don't judge me, I'm not a pansy or anything.
Taking the one with the type advantage against my lizard? You've got a real grudge, don't you?
What now?
... Sigh, alright. I guess it might get you to shut up.
(Your first and most straightforward trainer battle in the game. Dick is dumb so he spammed tail whip the whole time and only got one attack in on me.)
I bet if you asked your grandpa for the other one he'd call you by the wrong name.
Good luck with that.
I don't get why you say that everytime you leave somewhere. Do you want to watch me smell my pits or something? Weirdo.
Okay, now we can try that dangerous thing again.
... Nothing happened. That old guy is a sucker.
(Yes, I really didn't run into any wild pokemon on the way there.)
OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF PALLET TOWN. YAY.
... Is this guy drunk?
Yeah, he's wasted.
Oh well, while he's busy being drunk I'm going to... go shopping... I've never been shopping before.
Is it that obvious that I've never ever been shopping?
Oh yeah, I stole that old guy's ball.
Well I'm kind of busy off having this adventure now so...
... Oh, well okay. Maybe I can rip Oak off again.
Take that, rat thing!
(First wild pokemon fight get. /o/)
Sup?
POKEMON trainer!
I donno about that. If anything I don't really have control of it. I mean it mauled a rat with it's claws on the way over.
Oh yeah, here. Now give me something nice for this, old man.
Can't you just get lost?
Maybe I should just...
... Oh.
So it can... read my mind? Sweet.
Mission 'rob from the senile old man' is complete.
... You know, I would say something about not wanting to be lived through but my mom kind of already kicked me out. Might as well go and have an adventure.
It's okay, you're funny when you're in denial.
... Can you just go now? You went from funny to annoying.
Thank you.
And to show my appreciation I'm going to go to your house anyway.
I can't wait to tell you that even your sister likes me better than she likes you.
I'm man enough to admit that this'll be pretty useful.
This happened on the way back to Viridian.
Oh my god there's even more shopping in Pewter city?
I wouldn't actually know this since I'm ten and all but I'm pretty sure that coffee can't sober you up.
>No.
Yeah, I know, other old guy told me. Do you guys play poker together or something?
POKEMON?
... Cheap old man left out the most important part of my adventure.
POKEMON.
And now with this guy out of my way I can finally get past this town... But first, let's really go shopping!
Don't even lie, you buy ten everytime too.
NEXT TIME we're going to explore this forest here. And catch us some bugs.
Newsly stuff: In the next update I plan on catching and nicknaming pokemon. Feel free to comment or drop me a pm with a species and a nickname and if I catch one I might... use your nickname :U Feel free to be as immature/witty/sarcastic/cute/normal/whatever you'd like to be.
And that's it! I'll put out another part once I have enough nicknames to choose from.
After a long debate I... no, actually I just grabbed the first one off of the table.
(Yep, since this is a democracy you guys got what you wanted! Good jorb.)
(Never actually used this guy as a starter before. He'll make the first two gyms difficult but difficult=/=bad.)
It looked like a Minnie, okay? Don't judge me, I'm not a pansy or anything.
Taking the one with the type advantage against my lizard? You've got a real grudge, don't you?
What now?
... Sigh, alright. I guess it might get you to shut up.
(Your first and most straightforward trainer battle in the game. Dick is dumb so he spammed tail whip the whole time and only got one attack in on me.)
I bet if you asked your grandpa for the other one he'd call you by the wrong name.
Good luck with that.
I don't get why you say that everytime you leave somewhere. Do you want to watch me smell my pits or something? Weirdo.
Okay, now we can try that dangerous thing again.
... Nothing happened. That old guy is a sucker.
(Yes, I really didn't run into any wild pokemon on the way there.)
OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF PALLET TOWN. YAY.
... Is this guy drunk?
Yeah, he's wasted.
Oh well, while he's busy being drunk I'm going to... go shopping... I've never been shopping before.
Is it that obvious that I've never ever been shopping?
Oh yeah, I stole that old guy's ball.
Well I'm kind of busy off having this adventure now so...
... Oh, well okay. Maybe I can rip Oak off again.
Take that, rat thing!
(First wild pokemon fight get. /o/)
Sup?
POKEMON trainer!
I donno about that. If anything I don't really have control of it. I mean it mauled a rat with it's claws on the way over.
Oh yeah, here. Now give me something nice for this, old man.
Can't you just get lost?
Maybe I should just...
... Oh.
So it can... read my mind? Sweet.
Mission 'rob from the senile old man' is complete.
... You know, I would say something about not wanting to be lived through but my mom kind of already kicked me out. Might as well go and have an adventure.
It's okay, you're funny when you're in denial.
... Can you just go now? You went from funny to annoying.
Thank you.
And to show my appreciation I'm going to go to your house anyway.
I can't wait to tell you that even your sister likes me better than she likes you.
I'm man enough to admit that this'll be pretty useful.
This happened on the way back to Viridian.
Oh my god there's even more shopping in Pewter city?
I wouldn't actually know this since I'm ten and all but I'm pretty sure that coffee can't sober you up.
>No.
Yeah, I know, other old guy told me. Do you guys play poker together or something?
POKEMON?
... Cheap old man left out the most important part of my adventure.
POKEMON.
And now with this guy out of my way I can finally get past this town... But first, let's really go shopping!
Don't even lie, you buy ten everytime too.
NEXT TIME we're going to explore this forest here. And catch us some bugs.
Newsly stuff: In the next update I plan on catching and nicknaming pokemon. Feel free to comment or drop me a pm with a species and a nickname and if I catch one I might... use your nickname :U Feel free to be as immature/witty/sarcastic/cute/normal/whatever you'd like to be.
And that's it! I'll put out another part once I have enough nicknames to choose from.