11 - Ridi, Pagliacco, e ognun applaudirà | backdated to the pod event

[poisonivyforyou]

[A - Phone]

[Hello there, Mayfield. Ivy isn't happy today. And you might wonder why. ...Well, you might not because when is Ivy happy? But moving on. The point is that all this alien business is getting on her bad side. Those who know her might wonder why.]

What. On. Earth is everybody doing? Do you all suddenly think you're gardeners, ripping living

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[poisonivyforyou]

By killing the plants! Look at that knife, dirty with their blood.

[poisonivyforyou]

[To be fair, Ivy isn't sure either. She could feel the plants back at home, feel them throbbing like they had a heart because her body was in tune with them- but she still hasn't regained that ability.

She's far too pissed to try to be logical at this point, though.]

Any why should their lives be more important than the ones you're killing with that knife?

B.

[puzzlerprince]

[Still racing around town, trying to find his lady. His eyes narrow as soon as he runs into Pamela.]

I could ask you the same question, Pam. What are these... things?

[poisonivyforyou]

Not any kind of plant I know. Which means I won't even get a chance to study them and understand them if you people keep opening them up like eggs.

[puzzlerprince]

Really. So you're telling me that these vegetables aren't your doing.

[Color this guy skeptical, Pammy.]

[poisonivyforyou]

Do you think I'd have left my dear babies completely defenseless? No, this isn't my doing at all. I still haven't regained that ability.

B

[gezellighe]

[Covered in slime, he's completely expressionless as she speaks. You enjoy a few hours in the slimy, dark pod, Pamela.]

[poisonivyforyou]

[She was expecting more from you, flower-buddy!]

Well? Aren't you going to defend yourself?

[gezellighe]

I did defend myself. From the plant pod that ate me.

[Such a hard expression on his face. He didn't want to get mad at her though. . .]

[poisonivyforyou]

You could have tried to get away without hurting her. I bet the poor baby was just scared.

...You're not really hurt though, are you?

B

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain has a ruined pod in one hand and is dragging his unconcious clone in the other.

He is heading towards Makeout Point, but can be easily be caught in town, walking, on his way there.]

What does it look like? I'm going to make compost.

[poisonivyforyou]

You will not harm any more of those poor plants! Who do you think you are?!

[heartstar_blues]

The Captain.

Also, the guy who was put inside one of those plants. I'm free and I'm taking my life back.

[poisonivyforyou]

It's their job to keep people trapped, you can hardly blame them!

[...yes, yes you can. Pam is just that crazy about plants.]

A

[crazyclownwoman]

But Red! What if they're aliens! Maybe they want to take over the earth and hurt all the plants too!

[poisonivyforyou]

So we attack them before they get the chance to explain themselves? How typically human.

[crazyclownwoman]

ALIENS!

[poisonivyforyou]

PLANTS!