Fic: Jett Stetson's One Hundred Percent Foolproof Heartbreak Cure (Patent Pending) [1/5]

[poisonivory]

Title: Jett Stetson's One Hundred Percent Foolproof Heartbreak Cure (Patent Pending)
Fandom: Big Time Rush
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Logan knows that a relationship with an irresponsible (and closeted) narcissist like Dak Zevon is a bad idea. So why can't he walk away?
Notes: Whaaaaaat? Fan fictions? On the El Jays? HOW CAN THIS BE. Okay, so this

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[queenitsy]

There is no way to comment coherently on my phone, but man, I still love this.

[poisonivory]

It still loves you!

[muccamukk]

Hatman! (I actually haven't seen the show, so I have no idea how much of this you're making up, but that made me laugh so much).

Logan likes to blame it on the boys, but really he seems quite capable of getting is masses of trouble all on his own.

Looking forward to the next part.

[poisonivory]

Hatman is canon! It's a throwaway joke - they don't even say his name, just show the comics on a table - but you know I had to jump on the comics reference.

[breila_rose]

Yay! I'm so ridiculously excited that you posted thiiiis! Oh Logan, you poor confused awkward boy. I love you.

And Dak needs to be Hatman. And there needs to be a spin off called Dak and Jett: Best Friends Forever.

Yay!

[poisonivory]

Dear Scott Fellows: Please air Dak and Jett: Best Friends Forever after Girl Time Rush and watch the billions of dollars appear in your bank account. BEST IMAGINARY SHOWS EVER.