Hank's first instinct was to say something along the lines of 'Asbhy did it', whatever it was, but he knew better than to think he could pull the wool over Helen's eyes.
He wouldn't be Hank though if he didn't try a little cheeky charm.
"What?" he asked over the music, as if he hadn't quite caught what she'd said. "You've got a boner to lick with me?" Well, if she insisted.
Normally she would have laughed, would have let herself be charmed, but Saffron wasn't about to be placated that easily this time. She was fond of Hank, but she had to at least attempt to make him understand what he'd done...even if she suspected any forthcoming lectures were destined to go in one ear and out the other.
"You know damn well what I said," she replied, slapping his chest with the back of one hand. "What's this I hear about you crashing the Women's Self Defense class?"
"Nobody told me it was BDSM night," Hank quipped, rubbing where she'd slapped him. "I'd have brought my manacles with me." There was no getting away from Helen's gaze though. He waited a moment longer to see whether the charm was working before switching tactics.
Karen had indulged his righteous rants back home; maybe he'd have the same luck here.
"Do you know how offensive that is to the male demographic? The Women's Self Defense class?" He gave her a pointed look. "What happened to equal rights? I, Henry James Moody, do hereby declare that cocks and frocks should have equal access to further education!"
"Really? That's what you're gonna say to me to try and cover your ass?" Saffron said incredulously. "I hope you don't think I'm buying that gǒushí for a second. You did not go to that class because you were concerned about equal rights."
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He wouldn't be Hank though if he didn't try a little cheeky charm.
"What?" he asked over the music, as if he hadn't quite caught what she'd said. "You've got a boner to lick with me?" Well, if she insisted.
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"You know damn well what I said," she replied, slapping his chest with the back of one hand. "What's this I hear about you crashing the Women's Self Defense class?"
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Karen had indulged his righteous rants back home; maybe he'd have the same luck here.
"Do you know how offensive that is to the male demographic? The Women's Self Defense class?" He gave her a pointed look. "What happened to equal rights? I, Henry James Moody, do hereby declare that cocks and frocks should have equal access to further education!"
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