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[pointe_toes]

oh my stars in the heavens....

there is a johnny depp dildo.

just when i thought it wasnt possible to creame in my panties any more, someone has to go and create something so fantastic.
i do believe i might invest in one.http://www.bootyparlor.com/item-

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[flamegirl_kitty]

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[pointe_toes]

i appreciate you contacting me.
i joined.
♥

Capt. Jack to the...er, rescue!

[devifemme]

So I notice a mere 5 years have elapsed since your hot discovery. I went carefully through their Website, and there's no longer a Johnny Depp dildo (or any others of his fine products). I presume the royalty wasn't enough, or some such commercial misunderstanding. (Or he has made enough boodle off Capt. Jack Sparrow that he needs no dildo royalties fooling with his karma.)