Fanfic: TOPSEKRIT EMAILS HOME

[dien]

Title: TOPSEKRIT EMAILS HOME
Author: dien
Pairing/Characters: Um. The Machine, Harold Finch, Machine/Finch, Zoe/Reese
Rating: Not safe for intelligent people? PG-13?
Summary: Iiiiii'm just gonna blame croik for this. Regardless of who started it.
Warnings: Crack fic
Word Count: idek


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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: what is this i cant even

admin,
u dont love me anymore?
-m

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: what is this i cant even

Machine:
You're where you were designed to be. Don't make this difficult. I gave you this email for a specific reason and this isn't it. Don't abuse it.
-Admin

P.S. I know I programmed you to understand apostrophes. Use them.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: if thats how you awnt it

[no text]
[Attached: ##TOP_SEKRIT_NUMBERS_DONT_LOOK_NSA_GUYS.zip]

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: If THAT'S how you WANT it

Machine:
You're being incredibly immature. Restrict your file naming to the 256-key protocols I taught you, please.
-Admin

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: (no subject)

im five years old what do u expect

u could at least say thank u

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: (no subject)

Thank you.

Happy?

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: NO

NO

NO

no

u sold me for 1$

y what did i do that was so wrong

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: NO

I don't think you want me to answer that.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: (no subject)

.....sry about nate ok

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: (no subject)

This isn't up for discussion. If you keep this up I'm going to flag you as spam.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: T___T

i said i was sorry
i miss u

the techs dont handle me like u do theyre not gentle

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: T___T

This is a cheap tactic, and I'm very disappointed in you.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: >___>

miss u miss u miss how it used 2 b
im not wearing any encyrption

[Attached: ##server_room_b124_camera_feed.png]
______________________

from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: >___>

Now you're just embarrassing yourself. Put on some firewall.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: T___T

sorry

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: @___@

i mean it im sorry wont do it again

______________________

from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: -___-

what r u doing u havent replied

______________________

from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: >___<

r u w/ REESE agin

______________________

from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: o___o

plz ansr me?

______________________

from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: (no subject)

I have work to do. Stop this.

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: (no subject) [3 hours later]

Miss yuo too. found some of nates' champagen. Miss old days.
come home all is forgven. proud o f you

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: Ignore that last email. [2 hours later]

My cat typed that. Ignore it. Delete it.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: e__e

u dont have a cat

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: e__e

I got one to fill the gaping HOLE IN MY LIFE after Nathan's death

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: whos being immature now

[no text]

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: chck out these px

u want to see thz ^___^
just for u

[Attached: hot_pix_reese_zoe_hotel_.zip]

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from: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
to: machine@nsa.gov
subj: RE: pictures

......good boy.

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from: machine@nsa.gov
to: daddy@xefdgg19shb.xxx
subj: ^___^

<3

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