my boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble

Jan 06, 2012 00:26

I don't have a television in my place, and I didn't feel like waiting until tomorrow, so I timed tonight's workout precisely so I could be on the treadmill glued to one of the little personal televisions my Spoiled Brat Sports Club has. Leave it to me to turn even my healthy hobbies into Serial Killer Fan Club time.

hey la, HEY LA, New Deal bullet points )

tvd: tyler lockwood is my puppy, tvd: bonnie bennett is a goddess, to/tvd: who's afraid of the big bad wolf, tvd: stefan salvatore is growing on me, tvd: my vampire boyfriend, tvd, episode review

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eowyn_315 January 6 2012, 05:58:28 UTC
I love that this is shaping up to be at least as much about her vendetta against Klaus as anyone else's.

YES. I feel like most of Bonnie's screen time is like, "Oh, we need a witch, let's call Bonnie." "I am not getting involved in this. Also, I hate Damon." "Pleeeeease?" "Fine." It's refreshing to see her doing something for some other reason than "because our stupid plan requires a witch."

Mmmm, obviously my fluff-shipper little heart loves that they used Damon's blood to cure Ric, but they really should've bled the guard dog vampire while he was out rather than hung around waiting so Ric could be in agonizing pain if not mortal danger for a while.

and then

And it means that Elena played her only card when she gave up Rebekah for Jeremy's safety, and then sent Jeremy away, and so she gave up their only weapon for nothing at all. ("WHY IN THE GOD DAMN SHITTING FUCK AM I THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION, HOW ARE WE NOT ALL DEADER THAN DEAD?" -Damon Salvatore)SERIOUSLY. Elena, I love you, but your plans? The invasion of Normandy they ( ... )

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pocochina January 6 2012, 06:25:30 UTC
"Oh, we need a witch, let's call Bonnie." "I am not getting involved in this. Also, I hate Damon." "Pleeeeease?" "Fine."

HAHAHA. Yes. I like that this is shaping up to be a story in some way about her witch powers, too, where she's re-establishing her relationship to the ghost-witches.

How can I royally fuck this up in the quickest way possible?

LOL SO TRUE he never misses a chance to plan an epic failure! Unless it doesn't even need to be planned.

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eowyn_315 January 6 2012, 18:13:35 UTC
And maybe now with Jeremy gone (sorry! I like him, really), Bonnie's arc can be about more than her love life!

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kwritten January 6 2012, 06:33:07 UTC
How can I royally fuck this up in the quickest way possible?
*SMOOCHIES*
Damon's twitchy face: Why isn't she punching me? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Huggles these words. Thank you!

Next to me on the couch Roomie was all "I've been waiting for this for forever!" And I had eye-rollings b/c these two - so not ready for kiss to mean anything but this.

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blackfrancine January 6 2012, 06:32:06 UTC
They're both totally reveling in this us-against-the-world thing.

Totally. I love that.

they really should've bled the guard dog vampire while he was out rather than hung around waiting so Ric could be in agonizing pain if not mortal danger for a while.

Thank you! That's exactly what I said to the TV.

TYLERRRRRRRRRR. Oh his little face when he said he didn't know, he would rip his own heart out, he guessed. And then his face again when he told Jeremy to be careful. My poor little sired baby.

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pocochina January 6 2012, 07:03:53 UTC
OH GOD TYLER. Bless his heart. He's so used to being in a fucked-up place about authority figures that he doesn't seem to quite understand that he has a choice about stuff, though it sounds like he does on some level.

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kwritten January 6 2012, 06:35:53 UTC
So after having a complete heart attack about THE COMPLETE LACK OF CAROLINE I completely burst into tears because

They sent my boyfriend away

I want Jeremy to have been on vervaine the whole time, meet up with Katherine, and have wacky/sexy hijinks all over everywhere and then bust back into town to be a bad ass. He was dealing. Well, in fact. Elena's plans are not plans.

And then I yelled at Klaus for stabbing my BFF Rebekah.

There were feelings. And flailings. And ... well I abused the television for 45 minutes, okay - what did you expect?

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pocochina January 6 2012, 07:09:03 UTC
I KNOOOOOOOW. I like Jeremy a lot! And for him to come into his own as a fighter - not even to go out looking for a fight, just to be able to handle himself - it was going to be great! I mean I expect him back but this is so saaaaaaaaaad.

meet up with Katherine

OMG YES PLS.

AND RITE? I totally bought the mislead and got all excited to have her back! And it was just the cruelest thing, that she had just started to wake up when he daggered her again!

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waltzmatildah January 6 2012, 09:32:26 UTC
ALL THE EVERYTHING YOU SAID IN THIS!

ALL OF IT.

I'm even tempted to write the Jeremy/Katherine thing, tbh.

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kwritten January 6 2012, 16:59:42 UTC
Please write this, someone. It is a need that needs to be met. So much need.

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kwritten January 6 2012, 06:55:44 UTC
"WHY IN THE GOD DAMN SHITTING FUCK AM I THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION, HOW ARE WE NOT ALL DEADER THAN DEAD?" -Damon Salvatore

There were never truer words.

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pocochina January 6 2012, 07:12:08 UTC
LOL. MY PRINCE.

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ever_neutral January 6 2012, 07:05:17 UTC
I don't have a television in my place, and I didn't feel like waiting until tomorrow, so I timed tonight's workout precisely so I could be on the treadmill glued to one of the little personal televisions my Spoiled Brat Sports Club has. Leave it to me to turn even my healthy hobbies into Serial Killer Fan Club time.

HAHAHAHAHA ILU.

+ Damon and Klaus need to have sex. Not to take away from the Klefan of it all, but yeah.
+ What Klaus took was Stefan's illusion of a normal life, that was starting to become real for him. What he took was Stefan's self-construct and agency and ability to make that choice. -- YES. Agreed about Stefan having a death-wish too, that is exactly how I interpreted that decision to steal the coffins.
+ BROTHERS. AGAINST THE WORLD. Be still my heart.
+ they really should've bled the guard dog vampire while he was out rather than hung around waiting so Ric could be in agonizing pain if not mortal danger for a while. -- lol, mte.
+ Yes to the mind-wiping Jeremy stuff. Show is consistent about this.
+ "WHY IN ( ... )

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pocochina January 6 2012, 07:26:10 UTC
Damon and Klaus need to have sex. Not to take away from the Klefan of it all, but yeah.

Well, with Damon's track record, I feel it just adds to the Klefan of it all. WIN!

I don't know if this is what was planned out ahead of time for Stefan, but really, there's the potential for an unraveling as intense as Damon's last season. Because he's had other people defining him all this time, sometimes not his fault (Kat's compulsion), sometimes entirely his own choice (Lexi's 12-Steps thing). And that he could deal with. But going into Klaus' debt - was ambiguity. Was agency. And that's what he's so scared of. Klaus took his whole worldview (appropriately enough, not by wiping his mind) and that's how Stefan gets to "nothing else to lose."

cf TYLER MY POOR PUPPY.

idiots can now shut up about Damon not returning Stefan's love

WHAT. DEFAMATORY LIES. AGAINST A DERANGED VAMPIRE, SO. CHECK YOURSELVES, FOOLS. How could you possibly get that from....

....can't care. won't care. no.

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