Well, after a flurry of requests for more journal entries *coughONEcough*, I've decided to have a general update ( Read more... )

"moore:now that i've spent my entire movie twisting half-truths into lies, making dubious connections between leaders, and portraying our troops to be bloodthirsty psychopaths, don't you think it's time to bring these brave boys home from a never-ending war that can't be won ( Read more... )

Well, looks like I didn't get off to school when I wanted to.  No big, I'm just going to have to wait until January.  Until then, I need a jorb.

I've also been thinking about getting a piercing or two.  And I've photo-chopped the (approximate) result.

( Cutski )

Hm. A little over a month. Sounds like a good time to dust off the 'ol entry page, that is, if a digital file can accumulate such a thing. Anywho, time for a brief update.

First off, my left shift key is broken. It's a pain in the ass. It's by far the more useful shift key. But on to less trivial matters.

I am mostly sure for myself, and ( Read more... )

ugh. freaking out time. I just checked Nintendo's job listing site. All the retail merchandiser jobs are down and I'm spooked. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, I'm sure they just got all the resumes they need. But I guess that just means it's clinch time. It's also "Craig worries like fuck because he's paranoid and schizotypal" time! I ( Read more... )

I'm sick of being blown off ( Read more... )

A couple of fun stats for you.

At about 3am the following happens:
Typing takes 67% more effort
23% more bullets get butterfly wings
Mousing accuracy falls to about 35%
Lightswitching takes 75% more time
100% of chairs become more slanty
This is 83% funnier to me

I held my cat today. Or at least, what's left of him. It was by far one of the most depressing things I've encountered in a long time. I started to cry a little when I realized that something so free, something so independent, was confined to such a tiny plastic bag. Like he was some sort of sandwich or lunch-time treat. Dammit, my cat wasn't ( Read more... )

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From Go-Quiz.com

A white Toyota, early 90's at least, sits at the stop line at a green light, right blinker on, and going nowhere. People maneuver tenderly around him on the slightly-dampened roads. A later-model sedan, compact and foreign, average in every sense of the word, twists around his intended turn, only to slide offroad and stop ( Read more... )