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[pocky_slash]

So, in the shower I was thinking about fic (as you do) and I think I've finally figured out the perfect opening for Welcome to Camp Crystal Wraith. (Not necessarily the real title--that's just what I'm calling it in my head.) And now I really want to start it. And clearly I need to do some research, so it's entirely possible I'm going out to Target

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[ola_sw]

Ronon is Arts and Crafts Director

For real? 'Cause that's just way into land-Awesome.

Also, John obviously smokes pot, right? Or, at least, everybody assumes he does?

[pocky_slash]

Yes! In my earlier brain-stormy post I mentioned that Ronon goes to art school XD In nearly all of my stories (both AU and otherwise) Ronon works in some kind of art field. He's been a poet a few times and a sculptor and all sorts of things. I very strongly believe that military service is mandatory on Sateda and that Ronon wasn't a career soldier, but rather studied something else and then joined the army because he had to. I know there's apparently backstory that got cut out about that painting in "Reunion," but I still like to believe that Ronon either a) painted it himself or b) commissioned Lorne to paint it for him from a sketch and thus killed Lorne's soul a little.

re: John: Unless otherwise noted, John is always smoking pot in my stories.

[twilighted]

I definitely read that as "Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth."

There's clearly something wrong with me...

[pocky_slash]

Hahaha, I don't think I'm actually going to call it that, but it's possibly the best working title of a story ever, even better than "Wilson is a Slut," which was the working title of a House fic I wrote about three years ago.

Also, I feel like that title will just confuse people who have no background in slasher flicks. They'll be like, "But what does Crystal Wraith mean? I thought you said it was called Camp Atlantis!"

Also also, "Hot Zone" is on and I love a) John getting his ass kicked by Teyla (never gets old) b) Rodney McKay and c) Rodney McKay's mouth.

Also also also, in that same vein, I will never understand why John doesn't just jump out of the stick-fighting room the second he heard the word "quarantine" and sprint halfway to the control room so he can at least LIE to Elizabeth and say he was in the hallways and halfway there anyway or in a transporter and didn't hear the announcement or something.

[quackerscooper]

also going completely back to normal

Grudgingly.

[armageddoni]

This fic sounds amazing. If/when you write it, I will worship you for. *nod* Also? I just... yeah. Love the idea.