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Not My Fandom Fest!

Oct 21, 2011 08:30

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24 pocky_slash October 21 2011, 18:35:49 UTC

A very determined government agent has a really bad day.

Jack Bauer's Ultimate Emergency musical_junkie October 21 2011, 19:08:02 UTC

Jack Bauer hung onto the wing of the airplane, clinging for his life. He finally managed to pull himself up and into the cockpit, taking control of the plane. As he steered towards safety (at least until thirty seconds after he lands and the bomb goes off), he called his trusty assistant Chloe.

"Chloe. There's an emergency."

"What is it? Terrorists? Assassins? Snipers?"

"No, I have to pee."

"Sorry, Jack, it's only hour two. You'll have to hold it for a while."

"Shit."

"You have to hold that, too."

Re: Jack Bauer's Ultimate Emergency paper_tzipporah October 21 2011, 19:41:10 UTC

oh my god

*slow clap*

Re: Jack Bauer's Ultimate Emergency bobthemole October 22 2011, 05:32:14 UTC

Pinnacle of perfection, this is.

Wierdly, I encountered this in an academic context.... (NC-17) penguinparity October 24 2011, 08:06:07 UTC

Jack Bauer's hot, strong masculinity was too much for OsamaBL. He pounded into the other man at a punishing pace as OBL screamed for him to go harder.

When Bauer finally came, pulsing hot in other man's ass, he screamed, "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH."

And then the terrorists won.

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