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Mad Men pocky_slash October 21 2011, 01:41:47 UTC
The man in the grey flannel suit commits identity theft, votes for Nixon, and provides an object lesson in why the women's movement was a Good Thing.

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Re: Mad Men greeneyes73180 October 21 2011, 19:26:33 UTC
"Don Draper. Our ad (?) agency is going to go under unless we smoke more cigarettes indoors in a sexy way because everyone knows smoking makes you cool," shouted that one white-haired-actor whose name escapes me.

"Dammit. I've already smoked THREE PACKS today. How are we still in trouble? I bet drinking Scotch at 3 in the afternoon on a Tuesday will fix everything. And if it doesn't, I can always objectify my secretary and be a dick to my wife. That's how you achieve success in the sixties," replied Don Draper, his face contorting in anger and lust so that he kind of looked like he did in the funny-awkward sex scene in Bridesmaids.

"And that's why you're the best in the business, Don. You always have the right ideas. I'll pour the Scotch."

And then,CHRISTINA HENDRICKS' BOOOOOBS.

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Re: Mad Men likeadeuce October 22 2011, 16:51:49 UTC
YES. Yes, exactly.

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Re: Mad Men cold_feets October 22 2011, 18:13:47 UTC
97% accurate. They usually drink at 10am on a Tuesday. XD

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Re: Mad Men kindness_says October 22 2011, 19:13:07 UTC
Oh hey, sounds like what I remember. :)

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I've seen the pilot. I may have also seen the second episode, but I can't remember... kindness_says October 22 2011, 19:11:56 UTC
"I am the sexy and awesome Don Draper," said Don Draper. "I live in an era where it is acceptable, nay, encouraged! to drink all the time in our office and hit on (possibly sleep with?) our pencil-skirt-wearing secretaries. I am having an affair with a lovely dark-haired lady who looks very much like some other lady! My wife is blonde. Probably. But the scenery is beautiful, and women of all ages adore me."

"I'm new!" said Zoey Bartlet.

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Re: Mad Men lalazee October 23 2011, 11:29:16 UTC
“What’s on your mind, Boss?” A busty redhead asks as she slinks into the darkened office, after-hours.

“That’s not for you to know,” Don Draper says with an air of mystery so thick it could choke a pregnant, chain-smoking woman of the 1960’s.

“Suit yourself,” Busty says with affected nonchalance. She slips away into the hall, nearly running into Emma Frost, who still walks around with all the expression of a shiny Cadillac bumper.

Don Draper sits in the shadows and contemplates his Secrets and Whiskey.

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