Re: How I Met Your MotherentwashianOctober 22 2011, 01:34:33 UTC
"Are you the future mother of my children?" Ted asked Lily-or-Lilly.
"I don't think so," said Lily-or-Lilly. "I think I am dating Jason Segel."
"I thought he was dating Barney?" Ted asked, confused.
"Only in the outtakes," Lily-or-Lilly clarified hastily. "Barney actually dates lots of women. Lots and lots of women, though using the word 'dating' is entering a gray area. Sometimes he for-reals dates Robin, but sometimes Robin is his wingman."
"So in a show about my future wife, everyone else is coupling up but me?" Ted asked.
"Pretty much," Lily-or-Lilly said.
"Oh," Ted said sadly. Then he stood up and yelled, "I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR!"
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"I don't think so," said Lily-or-Lilly. "I think I am dating Jason Segel."
"I thought he was dating Barney?" Ted asked, confused.
"Only in the outtakes," Lily-or-Lilly clarified hastily. "Barney actually dates lots of women. Lots and lots of women, though using the word 'dating' is entering a gray area. Sometimes he for-reals dates Robin, but sometimes Robin is his wingman."
"So in a show about my future wife, everyone else is coupling up but me?" Ted asked.
"Pretty much," Lily-or-Lilly said.
"Oh," Ted said sadly. Then he stood up and yelled, "I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR!"
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Legendary.
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