Re: Gossip Girlhi_falootinOctober 22 2011, 19:37:13 UTC
"Oh, Blair!" Blake Lively calls, stepping out of her new convertible. She pauses for a second. "Or am I Blair? In any case, you're looking fabulous."
Leighton Meester tosses her hair. "Why, thank you...Serena, I think." She smooths down her skirt, noting that her accessorized school uniform does look more fabulous than any uniform seen on television before. "Say, have you heard anything new about the boys one or possibly both of us have been seeing? I think I saw them kissing each other on youtube."
"Oh were they? I have no idea!" Serena shakes her blonde head. "Come over tonight and we'll look for the clip. We can get blitzed on the alcohol our parents allow us to drink if we decide that makes us sad."
I'm a shaaaaark!momebieOctober 23 2011, 04:26:59 UTC
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the belligerent douchebag yelled.
"Yeah, I do" said the girl from the Cobra Starship video. "I've only been trying to sleep with you since I saw you across the cafeteria. You were wearing a tie with owls on it. I remember because it matched my earrings and I knew then and there that we were made for each other."
The belligerent douchebag blinked. "Do you always use so many words to not answer a question?"
"Do you think my socks are too high?"
"What do your socks have to do with me?"
"Nothing, but I figured since you only wanted to talk about yourself I'd discuss something I find more interesting." She eyed him for a moment. "Let's have sex."
"Will you tell me I'm pretty?"
"Will you tell me how to pronounce your fucking name?"
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Leighton Meester tosses her hair. "Why, thank you...Serena, I think." She smooths down her skirt, noting that her accessorized school uniform does look more fabulous than any uniform seen on television before. "Say, have you heard anything new about the boys one or possibly both of us have been seeing? I think I saw them kissing each other on youtube."
"Oh were they? I have no idea!" Serena shakes her blonde head. "Come over tonight and we'll look for the clip. We can get blitzed on the alcohol our parents allow us to drink if we decide that makes us sad."
"Fantastic," says Blair, adjusting her headband.
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THIS. IS . PERFECT.
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"Yeah, I do" said the girl from the Cobra Starship video. "I've only been trying to sleep with you since I saw you across the cafeteria. You were wearing a tie with owls on it. I remember because it matched my earrings and I knew then and there that we were made for each other."
The belligerent douchebag blinked. "Do you always use so many words to not answer a question?"
"Do you think my socks are too high?"
"What do your socks have to do with me?"
"Nothing, but I figured since you only wanted to talk about yourself I'd discuss something I find more interesting." She eyed him for a moment. "Let's have sex."
"Will you tell me I'm pretty?"
"Will you tell me how to pronounce your fucking name?"
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Duh.
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